Lachlan Kennedy No Longer Fastest White Boy On Earth After Young Local Dad With 30 Minute Window For Schooners Shatters Record Running To Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A father of two from our town's northern outskirts has this week
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PM Says China Can Shoot As Many Flares At Our Choppers As They Like Because Who Else Is Going To Buy Our Produce And Prop Our Real Estate Market Up With Filthy Money
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Global politics and challenging Chinese hegemony in the Indo-Pacific is like doing a
Barnaby Wonders As He Watches Clarkson’s Farm If Stan Or Some Shit Would Ever Let Him Have ‘Barnaby’s Farm’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With not much else to do until the spring time, former Deputy Prime Minister
Man In Need Of A Few Organs Buoyed By News More People Are Riding Lime Scooters Without A Helmet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Ohhhhh govern me harder, daddy!” he said. Tom Reece is standing outside the Lord
Man That Got Educated For Nothing Annoyed Young Workers Have HECS Indexation Marginally Decreased
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A sage elder from our town’s vast Heights district has sighed heavily at
“This Is Appalling, I Like It” Says Melbourne Man After Kyle Shares Story About Losing Toy Car Up His Arse And Having It Come Out His Mouth A Week Later
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The debut of the Kyle and Jackie-O Show in Melbourne took an unexpected
Suburban Dad Flicks On The 6pm News To See What He Should Be Angry And/Or Afraid Of Next
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a world where everything is bad and the future holds no hope for
Bar Fly Visibly Envious Of Man Getting The Soupy Coopers From The Bottom Of The Keg
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s great alcoholics, Deverell Slacks of the Hooting Chimp Hotel
“Yeah Fuck Me That Fucking Sucks Mate” Says REX Pilot To Devastated Bonza Colleague
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Rex Pilot has run into a Bonza colleague this afternoon inside Terminal 2
Uptown Catholic Remembers A Time When Us Rock Choppers Had Our Own Version Of David Jones
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A father of six from Betoota Heights has told The Advocate he remembers a
Chocos See Older Bloke With A Pet Lizard On His Shoulder And Agree This Must Be A Navy Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two Army Reservists have found themselves separated from their boys this afternoon so they’
Chocos See Bloke Drinking A Cocktail At 11am And Agree This Must Be An Air Force Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our town’s Old City District has come alive this morning as the local
Shock As Another South African Poon Shows Little Respect For The Australian Public
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The wider Australian public has been besmirched by an uppity South African poon again,