Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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“G’Day You Stupid Lefties” Says Respectable Country Gent Greeting His Degenerate City Mates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts A district grazier holidaying on the coast this week has greeted some of his city-based mates
Economist Refreshingly Declares He Has No Fucken Idea What’s Going On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts A senior economist at the Diamantina Credit Union (DCU) has simply shrugged today during his address
Godfreys Collapse Leaves Man Wondering If His Bagless Dyson Cunnavathing Could Suck A Bowling Ball Off The Ground
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Iconic vacuum cleaner retailer Godreys has entered administration today after many years of running on the
“Foreign Tradies Are Shit” Says Tradie Signing Off On New Build That’s Got More Defects Than A 10-Year-Old French Bulldog
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local tradesman has mocked suggestion that bringing in foreign tradies under a skilled migrant visa
Dutton Says Him Staying The Hell Away From Dunkley Is A Political Stunt Aimed At Winning By-Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton says he has no plans to visit the Division of Dunkley in
BYD Owner’s Air Conditioning Stops Working Due To Social Credit Score Dipping After Road Rage Offence
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The proud owner of a new BYD Seal has had his air conditioning turned off by
Patriot Sleeps Soundly After Giving It To Woke Cummins On The Face Book
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights retiree has spoken of the deep, restorative sleep he received last night after
“This Lie Is Unprecedented” Says Dutton Really Thinking Nobody Remembers Liberal Jesus Lying About Introducing A GST Or About Children Overboard Or Weapons Of Mass Destruction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has claimed that no greater lie has ever been told by a
Mounted Policeman Quietly Dreams Of The Day He Gets To Shoot Some Outlaw From Horseback Like A Real Cowboy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local mounted policeman has spoken anonymously to The Advocate this afternoon about a secret desire
Bored Local Dad Livens Up Trip To The Zoo By Upsetting The Chimps
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father has been chastised today by keepers at the Santos Presents™️ Royal Betoota
Scott Morrison Resigns From Politics To Take New Role As Leasing Agent At Ray White Caringbah
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is on the move next month, resigning from politics to take
PM: “It’s Simple. Everyone Is Getting A Tax Cut But Some Are Getting A Bigger Tax Cut Than Others But Only If, Uh, They, Uh, Make More Than The Tax Free Threshold But Less Than The Top Bracket, Which Is Staying The Same Except For What The Actual Rate Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has spelled out exactly what is happening with the tax cuts this year;