Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Albo “Not Touching Property Investment Tax Reform” Because He “Wants To Win The Next Election”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has ruled out reform surrounding the generous tax concessions given to property
ABC Broadcast Final Episode Of Leftie Big Brother
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The finale of landmark ABC documentary series, Leftie Big Brother, is set to screen tonight on
Dutton Says Liberal Staffers Too Busy Wanking On Desks To Engage In Juvenile Pranks Like Drawing Chalk Outline Around Dead Cunt MP
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has expressed his disappointment in the wider public today after a chalk
Female MP Looks Forward To Getting Shitfaced At Work And Passing Out On The Street Knowing There Will Be Zero Consequences
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Member for our bustling inland port city has told The Advocate this morning that
Barnaby: “Anyone Who Hasn’t Had A Skinful At The Pub And Ended Up A Dead Cunt On The Footpath Can Cast The First Stone”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular New England identity Barnaby Joyce has laughed off suggestion he should face any sort of
Man Looking For Reason To Never Buy The Sydney Morning Herald Again Finds It With New Column Written By Albo’s Fucking Dog
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney-native that now enjoys the peace of living in our cosmopolitan desert community has told
Jeep Gladiator Owner Finds The Perfect Goorin Bros Trucker Hat To Perch Atop His Chrome Dome While He’s Driving
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man that owns the only Jeep Gladiator in the Betoota Shire Council area has
Man Not Receiving Enough Attention For His Liking Announces He’s Not Drinking For A While
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A real poon from our town’s Heights district has announced to anyone who’ll listen
“To Think All This Started Because Some Idiot Ate A Bit Of Undercooked Pangolin” Says City Worker Now Skipping Meals To Pay Rent
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts A local city worker that now has to skip meals in order to pay the rent
Recruiter Pulls Out The Big Guns By Revealing Their Candidate Worked At Maccas In High School
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts In a world where young workers are often given a bad name for putting their own
ABC’s ‘Nemesis’ Programme Provides Insight Into How Dumb People Make $400k Doing Fuck All
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts The popular ABC series ‘Nemesis’ has provided the average taxpayer with a stunning insight into how
Bloke Who Just Landed In Sydney Tosses Up Whether To Be Ripped Off By Train Or Taxi
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts A Sydney man who recently returned home after a trip to our cosmopolitan inland port city