Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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Cancelled Christmas-Themed Event A Relief To Everyone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A canceled Christmas-themed dinner has brought relief and pensive relaxation to a dozen French Quarter city
Outer Metro Mum Visits The Cool Clothes Shop To Buy Her Husky Middle Aged Son Some Inappropriately Tight Jeans That She Will Guilt Him Into Wearing To Christmas Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights husky gent doesn’t know it yet, but his mother just purchased one
Jesus Reveals Over Half The Prayers He’s Currently Receiving Are From CouriersPlease Customers Praying For The Safe Delivery Of Their Package
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the Christmas package deadline looms closer, the adult son of our alleged creator has told
“What Are These Spoilt Hipsters Complaining About, This Place Is Mad” Says Brisbane Man In Merivale Venue For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Brisbane-based insurance assessor is in Sydney this week, attending meetings and tying up loose ends
Local GP Remains Unwilling To Sign Off On Rooted Man’s Inability To Work Because He’s Still Breathing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 60-year-old man with a broken body and no superannuation has been informed by his local
Report: Holy Fuck Look At Grandpa
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local retiree Harry Thompson has inadvertently become a style sensation by incorporating an unexpected accessory into
Opinion: If The Government Cuts Student Visa Intake, Who Will Be Our Exploitable Underclass Of Workers?
OPINION The Federal Government has announced plans this week to cut back on the record number of immigrants the nation
Caravaner Prepares To Drive Slightly Above Speed Limit As Overtaking Lane Approaches
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An old man wearing a crushable leather hat is preparing to drive slightly above the speed
“No… Not Alan” Sighs Stoic Boomer Coming To Terms With The Fact It Might Actually Be All True
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights sexagenarian is coming to terms this morning that the man he stoically defended
Old Codger Stops To Admire Busker Playing The Glass Harp Because You Don’t See That Type Of Talent Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an increasingly rare moment of cultural appreciation in our regional community, local resident Albert “Bert”
Local Howard Battler Downsizes To Gorgeously Renovated Terrace House
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A breeding pair of Howard Battlers, a protected species under the Taxation Administration Act (1953), have
Man Sees His Tax Dollars Hard At Work As He Overtakes Elite Private School’s Coach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man is pleased today after seeing his tax dollars hard at work for a