Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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“Dial Before You Dig? What Am I? A Leftie?” Says Excavator Operator Before Plunging Neighbourhood Back To The Dark Ages
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local excavator driver has brought commerce and content consumption in Betoota Heights to a halt
Nation Watches On As Sydney Out Sydneys Itself Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People around the country have looked on with amusement this week as Sydney unveiled its latest
Local Man Wonders Why Pregnancy Pillow Is Still On The Bed And Not In The Bin Now Baby Is Here
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter father has been left wondering why the pregnancy pillow is still on the
Local Irishman Wonders What Those Fooken Orangemen Want With Being Up On That Roof There Like
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Irishman who recently arrived in our cosmopolitan desert community has been left scratching his head
Small Town Crim Uses Airbnb To See Which Places Are Free To Burgle At The Moment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local burglar has used malignant short-term leasing app Airbnb to search for homes that will
Boys Come Together To Farewell 5’5 Mate Who’s Off To The North Pole To Work In Santa’s Factory
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A couple of all-time legends put on a brave face last night as they assembled down
Foreign Tradie Mocked By Foreman For Completing Job Quickly And To A High Standard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Dutch roofer has been chastised by his boss this morning for completing a roofing job
Dutton Declares Islamophobia Is Back On The Menu After Being Buoyed By Dutch Election Result
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has told reporters in Canberra today that Islamophobia is back in fashion
Report: New Mystery Respiratory Illness In China Could Help Fight Inflation By Forcing Everyone Over 55 Inside Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A radical plan put forward by the South Betoota Polytechnic College Minksy School of Economics has
RBA Chief Michele Bullock Wants People Under 35 To Simply Exist To Service A Mortgage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The new Reserve Bank boss Michele Bullock has signalled the central bank’s intent to push
Local Goat Can’t Help But Feel A Bit Betrayed By Farmer After Being Sold To The Nepalese Chefs From The Pub And Forced Into The Boot Of Their Mitsubishi Magna
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local farmer explained to The Advocate this afternoon that he recently sold a goat to
Silly Rich Freak Gets Himself A Silly Rich Freak’s Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter weirdo has walked past every other car on our town’s auto alley