Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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P!nk Goes Green And Ditches The Private Jets For Intricate Set Of Wires
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Arguably the greatest showperson since Elvis has nodded pensively to the elephant in the room this
Rex Flight Attendant Asks If Anyone Has A Lighter Because It’s 5 O’Clock And Mummy’s Lungry
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s a long way back to Melbourne from our cosmopolitan desert port city and one
“Look At These Fucken-Flyblown-Cunnsathings” Says Grazier Of His Healthy And Well-Fed Sheep
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local grazier has cast his eye over a mob of wethers this morning and seen
Old People’s Home For Media Grads Renewed For Another Season
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular TV show “Old People’s Home For Media Grads” has been renewed for another season
Educated Young Worker Uses Their Brain And Gets The Fuck Out Of This Country While They Still Can
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A well-educated young worker from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter has grown tired of taking
PM Says Key Difference Between ATO Debt Revival Robot And RobotDebt Robot Is The ATO’s Is A Member Of Canberra’s Queer Community
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has lashed suggestion that the Australian Tax Office’s (ATO) new witch hunting
Local Dad Knows Nuclear Power Is Safe Because He Routinely Leaves Nuclear Waste In His Laundry Toilet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father has told The Advocate he has no qualms with nuclear energy because
Mate Rocks Up Looking Like He’s Off To See The Strokes In 2005
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rather interesting young bloke who says ‘kudos’ instead of ‘congratulations’ has rocked up to the
Bloke Who Did A Few Cashies In 2007 Waits For The Police To Come Get Him Amid ATO Debt Revival
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local Hire-A-Hubby franchisee put the jug on this afternoon and walked to the window as
“PPE? What Am I? A Leftie?” Says Deaf Man Who Thinks Nobody Speaks Clearly Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A mature-age apprentice mocked his fellow tradespeople this morning on a residential site in the French
Foreign Student’s ‘Diploma Of Hospitality Logistics Management’ Is Just Him Delivering Fast Food To Inner-City Chodes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Argentinian national has learned the hard way that studying on this desert continent of ours
Ford Ranger-Owning Manlet Refuses To Drive Ute More Befitting His Size
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local property developer’s offsider has laughed off suggestion he should be behind the wheel