Uni Sharehouse Chef Seasons Stir Fry With Lovely Touch Of 15-Year-Old Frying Pan Teflon

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A young French Quarter Jamie Oliver has whipped up a storm this evening.

Jack Anderson did so a short time ago when serving up a lovely batch of something he alleges is stir fry.

The full time engineer and bachelor beautifully plated up a lovely 'Chinese stir fry', which contains some protein, some vegetables, some extremely egg noodles and a store bought jar of sauce.

However, the local man of many culinary talents (yes ladies he makes a mean butter chicken) explained that one special ingredient gives his stir fry a signature twist.

"Ah for fuck's sake," he sighed.

"Yeah, there's a bit of teflon in there," he mused, trying to pick a couple of bits of the chemical compound out of his meal.

"Geez, I really thought we'd burnt through that."

The teflon in his meal comes courtesy of the Gillard era frypan, that has been passed down through the share house from generation to generation.

"Yeah, it was just here when I moved in," he laughed.

"Part of the woodwork so to speak."

"And yeah, but we probably should get a new one, cause that teflon shit is quite bad for you I believe," continued the man who could go and purchase a new fry pan any day he likes.

"Someone should defs get a new one," finished the famously frugal numbers guy who then ploughed through the meal he cooked that was supposed to last two nights.

More to come.