Self Confessed ‘Bad Replier’ Pretty Good At Spending 6 Hours Scrolling Reels
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A young man's attempt to highlight one of his technological shortcomings has inadvertently highlighted
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Gas Escaping From Sentient, Cardigan-Wearing Nappy Bin Mistakenly Transcribed And Published In The Australian
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A sound of noxious gas escaping from cardigan-wrapped sentient nappy bin has been transcribed and mistakenly
Sydney Finance Wanker Begins Search For SCG Members Card And Swans Scarf To Borrow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the Swans set to host Port Adelaide in a crucial semi-final at the Sydney Cricket
Old Bastard Always Carrying On About The ABC Spends A Lot Of Time Watching It For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An outspoken gentleman from our town’s lakeside suburbs has told anyone within earshot that he’
“I Could See Myself Living Here” Says Australian Visiting Nicest Part Of London In The Middle Of Summer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman who bookended a trip to Europe with a long July weekend in London
Farm Kid Says Social Media Ban Will See Him Forced To Phone His Mates Like It’s 2002 Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A farm kid from our town’s limits is bracing himself after learning about the government’
Ambulance Wait Times Have Blown Out Because Nation Has Gone Soft, According To Minister
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As ambulance wait times across Australia continue to reach record highs, the Federal Health Minister Mark
Albo Insists Throwing Toys Out Of Pram And Blowing Up Parliament Is Better Than Putting Forward Housing Bill That Will Actually Result In Change
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese remains steadfast in his decision to blow up Parliament if they shitcan
There Are Two Equally As Good Games Of Victorian Leg Tennis On This Weekend That People Will Certainly Enjoy Watching
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People from all parts of the country are excited to watch some Victorian Leg Tennis games
Hell Yeah: Old Apartment Block Replaced With Luxury Student Housing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The French Quarter is alive with optimism this morning as the new student housing development began
“It’s Only A Matter Of Time Until It Gets Us” Say Parents Of Sick Toddler Down With Gastro
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights couple is reportedly waiting for the inevitable as their two-year-old son, Ollie James,
Report: Not The First Time Trump’s Been Given A Few Extra Shots On The Golf Course
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Someone has taken a shot at former US President Donald Trump this morning as he enjoyed
Colleague About To Hoover The Six Remaining RUOK Day Cupcakes In Breakroom Fridge Probably Won’t Be OK In A Few Hours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of The Advocate’s esteemed sales account coordinators, Kevin Overell, nephew of editor Dr. Clancy