Errol Parker

The Nation

End Of Days Confirmed As Filthy Murrays Bus Spotted Driving Down Hume

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The fabric of our democracy and global politics at large is coming to an end after

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Nation’s Media Declares Israel’s Special Observational Cartography Voyage To Lebanon Has Begun

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Media around the country received their Associated Press (AP) update a short time ago that the

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Sadness Across Ireland As Nation’s Last Young Adult Leaves For Australia

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ireland will be without a single young adult from 6pm this evening Dublin time as the

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Koala Airlines To Compete With Duopoly By Offering Basic Respect To Staff, Customers

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Koala Airlines has announced plans to shake up the long-held Qantas-Virgin aviation duopoly by offering a

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Barnaby Says His Chinese-Made Ariat Boots Exploding Over The Weekend Stands As A Warning To Us All

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Barnaby Joyce has issued a warning to all Australians that Chinese-made products could pose a threat

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“Perfect” Says Newspaper Editor After Learning Man Defending Negative Gearing Is Also Indian Or Whatever

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The editor of our newspaper’s crosstown rival publication, The Betoota Bugle, has laughed all the

Sports

Oscar Piastri Vows To Continue Ancient Australian Tradition Of The Shoey As Daniel Ricciardo’s F1 Career Comes To An End

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a sombre yet iconic moment for Australian motorsport, Oscar Piastri has vowed to uphold our

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Thursday Night Earmarked For Local Man To Head To The Pub With The Boys So He’s Hungover On Company Time Tomorrow Then Fresh On The Weekend For Family

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a masterclass of time management, French Quarter professional Nathan Barker has locked in a Thursday

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RBA Tells Homeowners To EADC LMAO As It Keeps Rates Steady

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank has kept rates on hold for the 10th consecutive month, extinguishing hopes that

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PM Mulls Negative Gearing Abolition After Learning It Could Buy Us At Least One More Nuclear Submarine

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is reportedly reconsidering the government’s position on negative gearing this week

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Greens Senator Whish-Wilson Spits His Green Smoothie Out Seeing Colleagues Calling For Hostile Takeover The RBA

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Greens Senator Peter Whish-Wilson, a former Wall Street banker and economics lecturer, was left flabbergasted this

Sports

Token Office Kiwi Admits That Was Actually A Pretty Good Game Bro

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a rare moment of vulnerability, the token office Kiwi has begrudgingly admitted that the Wallabies