Smug Englishman Made Even More Annoying By His Admittedly Good Taste In Music
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A smug Englishmen has been made even more annoying with his undeniably good taste in music.
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“Who The Fuck Are All These People” Wonders Man Walking Past Packed Restaurants On A Rainy Wednesday Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As rain drizzled down onto the cobblestone streets of Betoota’s fabled French Quarter, city worker
Sydney Enjoys Their Annual Queensland-Strength Thunderstorm
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The weird rat-like people of Sydney awoke this morning to the aftermath of their annual Queensland-strength
Nation In Awe Of Star Entertainment Board After They Manage To Essentially Bankrupt A Fucking CASINO
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People around the country are watching on as a fucking casino chain teeters on the brink
Herd Beginning To Thin At Local Gym Finally
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Attendance at BodyFunk 24/7 in Betoota Heights has began to recede back to mid-December levels
Greeks Invented Ramp Shot, Claims Papou
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact An elder of our town’s Greek community has refreshed his interest in cricket this morning.
Adorable Toddler Gets Hands Covered In Melted Candy Canes And Microplastics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local son, nephew and grandson has today melted hearts in a Betoota Heights home. The
Bush Priest’s Toes Curl Off After Taking Confession From Bloke Home From Big Smoke For Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A parish priest in the soulless sprawl of Betoota Heights has reportedly been left a broken
Disappointment As Would-Be National Hero Outed As Litigious Arsehole
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lawyers for dancing nerd Rachael “Raygun” Gunn are demanding $10,000 in legal fees from the
Man Faces Age Old Problem Of Getting Useless Adult Son Off His Couch And Out Of His House
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s the 28th of December and Betoota Heights sexagenarian Harry Acolon is wondering when his
“This Year Is Going To Be Different” Says Idiot
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Dan Spencer has kicked off 2025 with a bold claim from the comfort of
Man Instantly Added To Watchlist After Ordering Tesla With White Leather
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has been added to a number of federal and state watchlists today after
Yes, Local Hornbag WOULD Like A Glass Of Sparkling Shiraz; You Big Spunk
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact The upstairs meeting room at Remienko Memorial Airpark’s Hanger 3 was buzzing last night