Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Nation Somehow Stunned 35-Year-Old Man Is Retiring From Rugby League
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular 35-year-old Queenslander has decided this season of high-octane rugby league will be his last,
Small Town Accountant Smashes Stereotypes And Seeks Pre-Selection For The Nationals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A mildly-popular Selwyn accountant has taken the next logical step in his career and has taken
Study Finds 90% Of Bahn Mi Chilli Is Confined To The Final Bite
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The team from one of the nation’s peak scientific bodies had today handed down their
Defeated Vegetarian Forced To Pick The Meat Off 3AM Slice Of Pizza
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Her friends laughed when Miriam Blake said she wanted a Margherita. Saying she’d a vegetarian
Work Friend Promoted To Real Friend After Weekend Hang Out
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “You know what,” he said. “I know who loves the beach. Gary. Fuck it, I’ll
“If You Can’t Handle Me At My Worst, You Don’t Deserve Me At My Best!” Declares Local Trainwreck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Waking up to a stranger’s ceiling yesterday morning, Declan Freisan said he was overcome by
Uncle Who Jokes About Never Getting Married Sounds Like He Actually Needs A Hug
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact Researchers are speculating possible distress signals emanating from part-time mechanic and fulltime uncle, Brian Murphy (51)
Stand-Up Career Looking Serious As Profile Pic Changes To Performance Shot
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact Facebook friends of the substitute teacher and hobbyist comedian Harry Rovedi (27) have been notified that
Local Boomer’s 15 Cents Shopping Bag Outrage Redirected Towards ‘They Day’ Campaign
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact Logistics expert Oscar West (65) has had to pause his outrage over reusable plastic bags after
Agency Forces Team To Get Corporate Headshots In Final Act Of Humiliation
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact An office-wide memo at Betoota advertising agency Co-United Creative Klan has sent low-level employees into panic
Suspended Private School Boarder Threatened With Local High School Yet Again
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact The delinquent son of a wealthy Betoota pub baron family has today called his parents
Inner-City Leftie Does His Part For Drought Stricken Farmers And Shares A Meme About It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “No, I didn’t buy these sausages from the butcher, I bought them from Woolworths,” he