Australia Hopes Scotty's Exciting 2021 Photo Shoot Was Worth Generationally Fucking Our Economy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly half a decade after it was signed, the AUKUS military pact is set to become
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Atheists Eat Humble Pie As God’s Answers Scott Morrison’s Prayers For Rain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of local atheists have thrown their hats in the dirt and eaten
Nation Faces Shortage Of Sadistic Crimes To Make Investigative Podcast Series Out Of
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The gauntlet has been thrown down to the nation’s latent psychopathic murderers today
Wallabies Fan Who Stayed Up To Watch Them Doesn’t Know How Much Faith He Can Keep
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact At one o’clock last Saturday morning, a local rugby fan threw caution to
It All Makes Sense After Bowtie-Wearing Classmate Reveals Himself To Be Christian
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The mystery surrounding a local business student’s choice to wear a bowtie to
Local Psychopath Drives Around In His Convertible Listening To Podcasts With The Roof Down
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An anti-social local man with impaired empathy has spent the morning portion of
VB Confirm Stubbies Were Made Harder To Open To Stop Hipsters Drinking Them
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact There’s been a lot of speculation flying around recently about whether VB stubbies have
Conor McGregor’s Team Bug Local Pub To Hear What Fan Reckons Will Help Him Beat Khabib
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact An unlikely tactic of Conor McGregor’s team has emerged today after a small covert
Nation Collectively Laughs At Eddie McGuire — Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia has exhaled in relief as Collingwood personality Eddie McGuire goes home once disappointed
Collingwood Runner Alex Woodward Wins Norm Smith Medal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The internet has been broken after Collingwood runner Alex Woodward won the Norm Smith
Man Watching First VFL Game This Year Shouts “Ball!” At Pub Television Intermittently
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Camelia Grove Hotel in the French Quarter is heaving with young men shouting
“Look At All These Collingwood Bandwagoners” Says Australian Lakers Fan
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Inner-Melbourne native Carl Tonello (38) is unhappy with all the Collingwood Magpies bandwagon supporters who
Mate’s New Relationship Comes With A Sock
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Eyebrows were raised today as Dennis Procter turned up to his mate’s grand