‘I'm Not Giving My Details To The Government’ Says Man That Shares Every Single Twisted Thought On Facebook Under His Given Name

‘I'm Not Giving My Details To The Government’ Says Man That Shares Every Single Twisted Thought On Facebook Under His Given Name

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A local Betoota Heights cooker has this week made a strong vow of resistance, to the handful of people on his Facebook who agree with him, and a few family members and friends still humorously watching on.

Dean Williams reiterated his anarchic pledge this morning, by confirming that he will not being giving the government his personal details.

While the overwhelming majority of Australians view the census as a wonderful tool to collect data that can be used to make policy decisions in the most effective manner possible, Dean said it's just another sign the government is reaching to far into our lives.

"Mate, why does the government need to know about my religion and mental health?" said Dean, who just last month was pushing a campaign to raise awareness for men's mental health.

"It's just classic big government trying to control every aspect of our lives," continued Dean about the survey that has been run for a couple hundred years.

"Honestly, I'm not giving my details to the government."

Dean's claims come despite family members confirming that he has in fact given over all his details to the government in the form of his unemployment benefits application last year - after quitting his job a couple of years ago because of his 'fuckwit boss.'

And on top of that, he's clearly already given plenty of details to Meta, as well as shared all of his deepest and most intrusive thoughts on Facebook.

"Yeah, I'm not sure he needs to worry too much about the government getting a couple of extra details," laughed his niece Bella.

When informed that he actually is gonna get decently fined for not completing it, the online warrior confirmed he would submit it, but he was gonna 'fuck with all the answers'.

More to come.

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