Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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NBN Contractor Takes Flexi Friday And Enjoys 5th Day This Week Doing Fuck All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Leon Braithwaite has confirmed today that he is on a pretty good wicket. The 32-year-old father
Office Dog’s Vomit Set To Dissolve Slowly Into Carpet Until Owner Comes Back From Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “What the fuck is that?” asked Georgia Frost as she came back into the accounts department.
Betoota’s ‘Polo In The Outback’ Festival Moved To Quilpie After Recent Rain Turns Field Green
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The mid-winter rains the town received late last month has claimed another victim today after the
Coles Announces Their Next Reusable Bag Backflip Will Be On The 29th Of August
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Coles has backflipped on their policy to hand out reusable shopping bags indefinitely this morning. The
“Abolish Centrelink!” Chortles Uptown Boy Who’s Never Needed To Go Inside One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “One hundred and fifty billion,” said the weak-chinned suit. “That’s with a ‘b’ not an
Liaising With Dealers Now The Sole Reason Why Snapchat Is Still Installed On Local Man’s Phone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Taking time out of his busy Tuesday afternoon yesterday, a plain-clothed legal professional confided in The
Pub Manager Laughs In The Face Of Bartender Who ‘Needs To Go Early’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On this gorgeous ANZAC Day afternoon in our cosmopolitan inland metropolis, a popular French Quarter bar
Clothes Enjoy Fourth Wash Cycle Since Friday As Useless Man Forgets To Hang Them Out Once Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Fuck,” he said firmly enough for his neighbour across the hall to hear. A socially-popular Betoota
Local Hopes For True Love Dashed After She Pulls Out The Crystals
LEEROY PERCIVAL | Local News | Contact A local man has today had his renewed hope for true loved dashed when a
Police Launch Investigation To Find The Dog Who Tried To Set Up Bryan Fletcher
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Detectives from the New South Wales Police Major Crimes Unit have launched an investigation into a
Meme Riddled With Spelling Errors Conclusively Proves Foreign Aid Is Responsible For Drought
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A meme on social media today has today proven what many across the country already knew
Freezer Bananas From 2014 Still Waiting Patiently To Be Turned Into Bread
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On a lazy Sunday morning back in 2014, Dennis Rutland got up off the couch where