Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Inner-City Leftie Finally Gets His Revenge On ScoMo By Spending The $1080 Tax Break Overseas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Topping up his AusPost travel card this morning, a travelling local man noticed his tax return
Rugby Australia’s Marketing Pigeon Receives Promotion
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney pigeon, who just last week was pecking its way through a discarded yoghurt pot
Boyfriend’s Birthday Present Scrapes A Pass Mark In Local Woman’s Group Chat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With minutes left until David Jones closed, the clip-clopping of Dexter Bradley’s Baxters against the
Report: Guess We’re Gonna Win The World Cup Then
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Redemption for James O’Connor and none for Israel Folau. The French Quarter is abuzz tonight
Car Decides Man’s Life Is Fucked Enough And Kindly Turns The Engine Light Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Yesterday was fucked enough for Oscar Dodson and just when he though things couldn’t get
Car Decides Man’s Life Is Good At The Moment And Throws On The Check Engine Light
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The dreams of spending his ill-gotten, largely fraudulent tax return in some far-flung country have turned
Retiree Wonders Why His Fully-Franked Dividends Are Now In Danger Of Being Fully-Fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s elders who can’t understand why he feels angry and sad
Conservatives Agree To Legalise Abortion But Only For Embryos Conceived In Sinful Reverse Cowgirl
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what’s being considered a win for the Berijiklian government, conservative members have agreed to
Conservative MPs Open To Abortion Bill Debate Once They Discover A Way To Profit From It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Debate over who ultimately has control over a woman’s reproductive organs continues to claim inches
Job Applicant With Largely Honest Resume Probably Not Going To Get This Job Either
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local job seeker is telling himself that his most recent job interview went well, despite
“Everything’s Totally Fucking Fucked, Mate. Big Time,” Explains CommSec’s Tom Piotrowski
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When seas that girt the Australian Stock Exchange begin to swirl, CommSec’s Tom Piotrowski is
Psychopath Sits And Waits For Cab Driver To Give Him Exact Change
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights psychopath handed over a $20 to a local taxi driver today to cover