Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Albo Invited To Join National Cabinet Meetings As Long As He’s Happy Sitting On The Floor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Coalition government has hit back at criticism that they haven’t been including
“Help Us, Scotty!” Ask Airline, Bank, Energy Companies That Haven’t Paid Tax For Decades
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A range of multi-billion-dollar companies have put their caps in their hands
Fears Mount Virus May Spread From Floating RSLs To Land-Based RSLs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A number of RSL clubs in our far south-west corner of Queensland have
Global Community Begs Australians To Stop Acting Like Australians And Take This Seriously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As Australia maintains it’s age-old position of being exactly two-weeks behind
Report: Every Selfish Cunt Who Sat On This Beach Yesterday Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact According to the nation’s peak scientific body, the times when you should listen
Mate Who Two Weeks Ago Laughed At The Virus Now On Self-Imposed Lockdown Until Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man who once upon a time laughed at those in our
XR6 Falcon Suggests Suggests Bringing Back Capital Punishment For Grocery Hoarders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A lime green Ford Falcon XR6 has taken to social media this morning to
CEO At Full Time Mummy To Work From Home Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The top dog at local conglomerate Full Time Mummy Pty Ltd has told staff
Police Confirmed To Be As Dumb As They Look After Telling Nation They’re Not Doing RBTs Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police in the far south, the south and Queensland have shared news today that
Broke Casual Worker Spends Last $20 On A Quality Knife To Get His Own Doomsay Supplies With
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact He’s about four weeks from being homeless but only 48 hours away from
Sexagenarian Calls For Calm As Proposed Ban On Gatherings Above 10 May Impact Key Parties
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights retiree is beside himself with worry this morning after the United
YES! Corona Flees Australia In Panic After Hearing Hillsong Guitarist’s Face-Melting Solo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Egg is on the face of everyone who’s ever laughed at evangelical parishioners