Local Bloke Really Into His Watches If You Can't Tell By How He's Pulled His Suit Sleeve Back A Few Inches
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A dapper gent from Betoota Heights has today confirmed to The Advocate what most people who
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Doug Bollinger Auctions Off His Iconic ‘Baggy Blonde’ For Bushfire Appeal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Cricketing great Doug Bollinger is auctioning off his iconic ‘Baggy Blonde’ for the bushfire appeal, joining
Scotty From Marketing Shifts Blame For The ‘Unfolding Events In Iraq’ Onto Gladys Berejiklian
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister released a statement on the retaliatory strikes from Iran on a number of
Moderate Liberal Party Bot Suffers Existential Crisis Before Long Day Of Trolling Folks Online
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A moderate Liberal Party robot tasked with taking down people online suffered an existential crisis this
Craig Kelly Stars In New Tourism Australia Ad That Showcases Nation’s Casual Misogyny And Climate Change Denial
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just days after pulling the plug on a multi-million dollar campaign starring Kylie Minogue, Tourism Australia
PM: “And I Don’t Want The World To See Me ‘Cause I Don’t Think That They’d Understand When Everything’s Meant To Be Broken I Just Want You To Know Who I Am”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite being told not to by nearly everybody in his team, the Prime Minister spoke to
Local Fuckwit Buys Himself A New Pair Of Fuckwit Shoes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local fuckwit decided overnight that he deserves to give himself a present after resisting the
Nation Begins To Understand Why Scotty Got The Arse From All Those Marketing Jobs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians around the nation are starting to understand why the Prime Minister got the arse from
Scotty From Marketing Forces Bushfire Victim To Watch The Cricket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fresh from making a fool of himself, the Prime Minister has put his hands on another
LEADERSHIP: Scotty From Marketing Sports A Propeller Hat In An Effort To Lighten The Mood
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our Prime Minister is showcasing the leadership qualities the nation has longed for today by attending
Scotty From Marketing’s Creative Response To Bushfire Crisis Nominated For A Cannes Lion
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It is simply the highest honour one can receive in this industry,” he said. “If He
“You Know It’s Fucking Christmas Time When All Your Phone Chargers Suddenly Grow Legs And Vanish”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our reporter’s neighbour on Greenbow Road in Betoota Heights said he enjoys this time of
Prime Minister Offers Apology After Looking Up ‘Leadership’ In The Dictionary
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has offered his apologies for his recent actions today as he returns early