“Oi What’re We Doing For Mum Tomorrow” Asks Younger Sibling
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Younger siblings across the nation are experiencing that split second moment of panic that often accompanies
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Premier Berejiklian Explores Options To Privatise The Disappointment Over New Light Rail
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The spoilt thousands who call Sydney’s south-east corridor home don’t like the new light
Inner City Sexagenerian Not About To Let A “Total Fire Ban” Ruin Today’s Barbeque Plans
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “What’s going to catch on fire here? This building is made from Diamantina sandstone,” he
Non-Christian City Worker Observes And Respects Traditional Office Christmas Party Celebrations
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from the inner-city who is not religious in any way has sent the
Scott Morrison Quashes Hawaii Rumours With Visit To Bushfire-Ravaged Community
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Egg is on the face of every major news media outlet this afternoon because Scott Morrison
Jesus Confirms His Old Man Can’t Help Scotty From Marketing With His Bushfire Problem
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A spokesman for the Kingdom of Heaven has confirmed reports that God cannot help Scott Morrison
Jetstar Cancels Flights Before Passengers Get To The Airport For A Change
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s least favourite air carrier has gifted the nation with an early Christmas present
Quiet Australian Loses His McDonald’s Restaurant
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Quiet Australian from Victoria’s sunny Sunraysia has lost control over his McDonald’s restaurant
“How Good Is Cricket?” Says Public Servant Who Can’t Even Spell ‘Labuschagne’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the commonwealth’s most senior public servants has asked the country how good cricket
Political Junkie Discussing UK Election Watches Eyes Of Everyone He’s Talking To Glaze Over
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-confessed political junkie is struggling to find someone interested in the UK General Election this
Jetstar Passenger Nervously Laughs After Learning Aircraft Techs Are Only Paid $24 An Hour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation has thrown support behind striking Jetstar workers today, saying people who maintain aircraft deserve
Christmas Party Ends On High Note With Two Coworkers Discussing Their Parents’ Divorces
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pair of French Quarter tech professionals spent this morning scrolling through the local job listings
Property Investors Shocked To Learn Water Restrictions Also Apply To People Like Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A breeding pair of Betoota Grove septuagenarians were left gobsmacked after being fined for using a