Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Local Man Eases Virus-Related Anxieties By Giving Up Watching Commerical Television
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has been able to calm himself down today after getting himself
Something Other Than Climate Change Set To Ruin The Australian Ski Season For Once
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s highest-earners are set to lose another thing they cherish this
Farmer Thankful For Decent Rain But Did It Really Have To Wash All His Flood Fences Away?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A farmer out on the Betoota City Limits has welcomed the decent drop of
Cruise Enthusiasts Look Back On The Good Old Days When They Only Caught Gastro
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Once upon a time, a breeding pair of ageing Queenslanders could book a spot
PM’s Cleaner’s Mate’s Aunt’s Dog Walker Confirms Full Lockdown Is Imminent, Like Deadset
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local dog walker has been able to confirm to The Advocate this morning
Essentially Essential Worker Arrives At The Essential Factory For Another Shift Of Essentially Essential Work
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact David Smith drives a forklift at the essential factory in Betoota Ponds, where they
Prime Minister’s Speechwriter Doesn’t Know Why He Even Fucking Bothers Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister’s speechwriter has told The Advocate this morning that he wonders
Yuppie Parents Wonder If This Silly Domestic Travel Shutdown Also Applies To Rich People Like Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I’m sick of being told by poor people that Angus and I would
We Spoke To Youth Allowance Recipients About How They’ll Spend Extra Centrelink Cash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government is now handing out extra payments to people in society who are
Lost Australian Boy Admits His Year Living In London Hasn’t Really Gone To Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man, who at the age of 29, decided a year living
Nation: “Thanks For Ruining Everything, Bondi”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “After what happened on Bondi Beach the other day,” said the Prime Minister. “I
Young Liberal Cut Off From Dad Having Bad Morning Eating Some Humble Pie In Centrelink Queue
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove man who’s father has largely told him to pull his