Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Token Office Pom Attempts To Steer Conversation Back Towards How Much He Misses Pret A Manger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter finance worker has spent this afternoon telling his colleagues about a popular cafe
Farm Boy Makes Shock Admission He’s Actually Pretty Fucking Useless At Almost Everything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A mildly-unpopular local farm boy has come clean with himself today and revealed he’s actually
“I Want To See Your Cock”: Dutton Calls For Practice Of Taping Over Webcam To Be Made Illegal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Minister for Home Affairs has put forward the suggestion that the common practice of taping
PM Suggests Holden Enthusiasts Should Focus On Nation’s Cricket Team At This Trying Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has suggested Australians who are still feeling dismayed at the demise of Holden
Local Derro Puts Holden Badge Back On His Chevrolet Commodore In Touching Display Of Respect
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights petrolhead has announced this afternoon that he plans to put the Holden badge
“Come To The Pub! Tom’s Here!” Says City Worker Who Thinks Boyfriend Remembers Who Tom Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It might only be Thursday but the Silly Season is still pumping here on the fringe
Trivia Host Creates Fun Atmosphere By Shouting Shit Anecdotes Into A Full-Volume PA System
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One thing Dennis Pooley is famous for is turning a two-hour pub quiz into a three-hour
Andrew Bolt Reaffirms Position As The Sussest Cunt In Australian Media
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Columnist and television presenter Andrew Bolt has reaffirmed his position as the sussest possible cunt in
Australia Politely Declines Boris Johnson’s Invitation To Become Their New Spain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Post-Brexit talks have stalled between Scott Morrison and UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson today after an
Drawbridge Tragically Replaced Before It Had Chance To Host Thrilling Conclusion To Car Chase
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Overell Street Bridge is set to be replaced next year prompting an outpouring of grief
Shock As Reputable Nationwide Retailer Pays Employee Correct Wage On First Attempt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The local community has been left reeling today as a nationwide retailer with a fantastic reputation
Owner Of Canary Yellow 2002 Holden Cruze Quietly Optimistic Now It’ll Be A Classic One Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who drives a 2002 Holden Cruze has told reporters and friends this