Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Farmers Union Touted As The New Hydroxychloroquine As SA Goes A Week Without Any New Cases
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There’s only two places on this hellrock where Coca-Cola isn’t the
Man Just Popping Over To Mate’s Place To Check On Him With Carton Of Piss And Two Fresh Decks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact State governments around the nation are beginning the arduous process of untangling the lockdown
Girl Who Was Planning On Doing NYC This Year Settles For Adelaide
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “If you squint hard enough, the River Torrens looks like the Hudson,” she said.
Nation’s Yuppies Given Green Light To Begin Gentrifying Mullumbimby After This 5G Bullshit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Byron Shire has given yuppies all over the country the green light to
Bunnings Employee Directs Yet Another Dishevelled-Looking Man To The Gardening Section
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Greg Costigan has told our reporters today that he’s put his right hand
Kevin Rudd Warns Against Upsetting Chi.. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I’m A Fucken Nerd Blah Blah
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has tried to tell us what to think of
Nation Somehow Surprised Billionaire Broke The Law And Got Away With It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians are, for some reason, shocked to learn a powerful media billionaire returning from
North Korea Becomes The Second Nation In History To Be Led By A Brain-Dead Dictator
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The People’s Republic of Korea has become just the second nation in history
NSW Restrictions To Stay Until Rich People Learn Social Distancing Laws Also Apply To Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Premier told reporters this morning in Sydney that her state
Horny Local Woman Mistaken For Instagram Bot Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lucy Jennifer’s only crime is wanting to tell the world about her ‘huge
World’s Most Useless People Revealed To Be Rental Property Managers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A global survey has concluded that the type of person who serves zero purpose
Huzzah! All Of Rugby Australia’s Many Systemic Problems Are Finally Over!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Bledisloe, Quad-Nations and the World Cup are all but guaranteed now for