Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Family Dog Looks The Other Way As Dad Takes A Shit On The Street During Isolation Walk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local golden labrador cross has been forced to look the other way this
Real Estate Industry Reopened In Bid To Get Nation’s Most Useless People Back At Work
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government has issued a directive to State and Territory leaders today to
Couple Host Wedding Inside An Open Home Inspection So They Can Invite More Than 10 People
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Open homes and public inspections are now legal in some parts of the country
Local Private School To Build Second Airport With ScoMo’s Cash Incentive To Resume Classes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Betoota’s most exclusive private schools has revealed plans this morning to
Math Teacher Says He’s Not Falling For That One Again As School Tries To Give Him Free iPad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 73-year-old mathematics teacher at Betoota Grove’s exclusive Whooton School For
Police Urge Men Taking Cartons Of Beer Over To Their Mate’s Place To Stop Taking The Piss
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local police have urged men to stop ‘taking the piss’ with social visits after
Woman Forced To Put Foot Down As Local Boyfriend Actively Considers Baking Croissants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman has done what many women have done before her today and
Government Toys With The Idea Of Consulting Teachers On When Schools Should Go Back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I just feel like grabbing the back of their heads and bashing their foreheads
Man Begins Epic Quest Into The Unknown To Find A Weekend Tee Time At A Course Near His Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man has started his working week with a near-impossible task. Michael Beadie
Melbourne Man’s Eyes Roll Out Of His Skull Onto The Floor Listening To How Cold Sydney Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just when he thought his life couldn’t get any worse, a Melbourne man’
Tasmanian Premier Explains Northwest Hospital Has Been Cleaned Deeper Than The Roosters Books
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Premier of Tasmania has broken protocol this morning and used a rugby league
State And Territory Leaders Given ‘Doomsday’ Switch To Reopen The Pubs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact State and territory leaders around the country have been given the responsibility today to