Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Man’s Commitment To Staying Home Extends To Having Year-Old Frozen Shelled Soybeans For Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an effort to keep himself isolated from others, both physically and spiritually, a
Desperate Drug Dealer Without Access To Pokies Attempts To Launder Cash In His Whirpool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In more developed parts of the nation, electronic poker machines are a key pillar
Marketing Pigeon Returns Home To Find The Grassroots Kicking A Sherrin Around
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rugby Australia’s stood down Marketing Pigeon has flown back to his hometown for
“Not One Reference To Rugbah Loygue!” Laughs Bloke Who Probably Can’t Spell ‘Ettingshausen’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local public servant has picked up another public servant’s book at an
Scott Pauses In Front Of John Curtin’s Portrait And Nods Solemnly At The Fellow War-Time PM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The portraits of past Prime Ministers adorn a foyer in Parliament House. Some better
Local DRZ400 Argues Servos Should Be Paying Us To Fill Up Now That Oil Price Is Negative
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s a classic example of trickle-down economics,” said the motorbike. “Mind the
Virgin Employees Begin Painful Process Of Stripping Copper Wire From Office Walls
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A number of employees Virgin Australia’s Bowen Hills HQ have taken the news
“Just Tragic,” Says Joyce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Joyses Chroist Moddor Maerey! It’s nhut whut ye wanneh see, nhow uz et?
Katter Told By Staffer That New Corona Tracking App Isn’t Compatible With His Mobile
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A confused Bob Katter has been told not to worry about installing the new
Bundaberg Release Rum-Scented Hand Sanitiser
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s top rum producer has released a rum-scented hand sanitiser as
Friday Work Drinks Via Zoom Somehow Less Enjoyable Than It Was In Person
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact A local introvert has once again come to the conclusion that his workmates are derricks.
“Stop Eating Avocado!” Says Generation That Needed $320bn To Protect It From A Flu
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A breeding pair of Betoota Heights sexagenarians have both lashed out and rolled eyes