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Man Sitting In McDonald’s Looks Up And Wonders Why In The Fuck Sky News Is On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Last night around eleven, Mark Rolands was sitting in the Betoota Heights McDonalds doing a bit
Quarantined Australian On Christmas Island Tunes Into Local TV; Asks To Go Back To Wuhan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Chinese-Australian currently stuck on Christmas Island has asked to be taken back to Wuhan today
Iowa Caucus Team Confirm They Used Same Computer That Government Used For Census
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The technical team behind the disastrous Iowa Caucus count have apologised for their shortcomings and confirm
Day From Hell: Barnaby Comes Back From Pub Urinal To Find Pigeons Eating His Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact According to those in the know, Barnaby Joyce is only days away from becoming the Deputy
Bar Manager Endures Yet Another Lacklustre Sales Pitch From Local Craft Brewery Sales Rep
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the hazards of being a public bar manager is dealing with people trying to
Greens Urged To Host Next Week’s Planned In-Fighting Session At The Tarkine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Logging is set to begin in one of the planet’s last ancient, old-growth rainforests today
Senator Jim Molan Set To Be Banished From Media Quicker Than Prince Andrew Was
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A federal senator went on television last night and made an absolute fool of himself. Jim
Bold New Television Ad Doesn’t Use ‘Bad Guy’ By Billie Eilish At Any Point
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter advertising agency is being praised today for delivering a new television commercial campaign
Michael McCormack Pours Out A Black Rat For Matt Canavan’s Political Career
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Wasting little time avoiding doing their jobs, the Nationals have this morning sat down for a
Richard Di Natale Steps Down As Leader To Spend More Time With Young Family; Commit Arson
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Greens leader Richard Di Natale announced today that he intends to resign from his position as
Bloke Who Just Pulled The Tags Off New Rabbitohs Jersey Seen Ordering KC Chiefs Hat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A lifelong Rabbitohs fan who just received a brand new 2012 Bunnies jersey in the post
Barnaby: “The Nationals Need A Leader That Isn’t Shrouded In Controversy”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former leader of The Nationals Barnaby Joyce has thrown his Akubra into the planned deputy leadership