Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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“Help Us, Scotty!” Ask Airline, Bank, Energy Companies That Haven’t Paid Tax For Decades
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A range of multi-billion-dollar companies have put their caps in their hands this morning as they
Fears Mount Virus May Spread From Floating RSLs To Land-Based RSLs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A number of RSL clubs in our far south-west corner of Queensland have expressed concern today
Global Community Begs Australians To Stop Acting Like Australians And Take This Seriously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As Australia maintains it’s age-old position of being exactly two-weeks behind the rest of the
Report: Every Selfish Cunt Who Sat On This Beach Yesterday Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact According to the nation’s peak scientific body, the times when you should listen to what
Mate Who Two Weeks Ago Laughed At The Virus Now On Self-Imposed Lockdown Until Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man who once upon a time laughed at those in our cosmopolitan desert
XR6 Falcon Suggests Suggests Bringing Back Capital Punishment For Grocery Hoarders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A lime green Ford Falcon XR6 has taken to social media this morning to express his
CEO At Full Time Mummy To Work From Home Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The top dog at local conglomerate Full Time Mummy Pty Ltd has told staff today she
Police Confirmed To Be As Dumb As They Look After Telling Nation They’re Not Doing RBTs Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police in the far south, the south and Queensland have shared news today that none of
Broke Casual Worker Spends Last $20 On A Quality Knife To Get His Own Doomsay Supplies With
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact He’s about four weeks from being homeless but only 48 hours away from starving. Faced
Sexagenarian Calls For Calm As Proposed Ban On Gatherings Above 10 May Impact Key Parties
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights retiree is beside himself with worry this morning after the United States banned
YES! Corona Flees Australia In Panic After Hearing Hillsong Guitarist’s Face-Melting Solo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Egg is on the face of everyone who’s ever laughed at evangelical parishioners today after
Middle Child Diagnosed With Omicron Variant Has Already Lived A Life Of Self-Isolation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Don’t talk to me about prisons!” he laughed. “I’ve lived in one my whole