Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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New Zealand’s Number Of Unemployed Doubles To 14 People
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Almost seven people have lost their job this quarter in New Zealand, which nearly
Man Sent On Mission To His Local Potion Shop To Buy World’s Most Expensive Handwash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact His first mistake was to say he was going to his favourite hobby shop,
Local Man Unfazed By Coronavirus Dangers Cheats Death By Riding New Push Bike All Over Road
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The initial dangers of COVID-19 have passed us and one local man explained
Man To Visit The Schooner Shop This Afternoon For A Hearty Salt & Vinegar Chip Dinner
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though he won’t be able to wander off to do the macarena on
Palaszczuk Government Urged To Act After Southerns Learn How To Scale Border Wall
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The de facto leader from one of Queensland’s largest militia forces has asked
Robot Who Forgot He Owned A House Says Buying Virgin Is ‘Financially Reckless’ And ‘Corrupt’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A locally-popular robot took to social media this week to brand the Queensland
Local Fuckwit Dry Cleans His Black Puffer Vest Ahead Of Long Winter Of Being A Fuckwit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite what he tells you, Darcy Galhooly is terrible company. He openly cheats at
Property Investor With Vacant Dwelling Appalled At Having To Pay His Own Mortgage For Once
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has lashed out this morning after it became increasingly apparent to
PM: “Who Needs China As A Trading Partner? We Have Post-Brexit Britain.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has laughed off suggestion that the nation’s many industries that
SAD: People In NSW Think Their Anti-Fun Government Is Actually Keen To Reopen The Pubs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sitting outside what many in Sydney consider to be the best example of a
“I Haven’t Coughed Like That Since Uni When Someone Tricked Me Into Smoking Tea Through A Orchy Bottle!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has shrugged off speculation he’s been kissed by the pangolin
Strung-Out University Chancellor Begs Government For A Hit Of International Student
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Chancellor of the highly-regarded South Betoota Polytechnic College has begged the Prime