Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Something Other Than Climate Change Set To Ruin The Australian Ski Season For Once
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s highest-earners are set to lose another thing they cherish this year to the
Farmer Thankful For Decent Rain But Did It Really Have To Wash All His Flood Fences Away?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A farmer out on the Betoota City Limits has welcomed the decent drop of rain he
Cruise Enthusiasts Look Back On The Good Old Days When They Only Caught Gastro
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Once upon a time, a breeding pair of ageing Queenslanders could book a spot on a
PM’s Cleaner’s Mate’s Aunt’s Dog Walker Confirms Full Lockdown Is Imminent, Like Deadset
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local dog walker has been able to confirm to The Advocate this morning that a
Essentially Essential Worker Arrives At The Essential Factory For Another Shift Of Essentially Essential Work
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact David Smith drives a forklift at the essential factory in Betoota Ponds, where they essentially make
Prime Minister’s Speechwriter Doesn’t Know Why He Even Fucking Bothers Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister’s speechwriter has told The Advocate this morning that he wonders why he
Yuppie Parents Wonder If This Silly Domestic Travel Shutdown Also Applies To Rich People Like Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I’m sick of being told by poor people that Angus and I would be the
We Spoke To Youth Allowance Recipients About How They’ll Spend Extra Centrelink Cash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government is now handing out extra payments to people in society who are the most
Lost Australian Boy Admits His Year Living In London Hasn’t Really Gone To Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man, who at the age of 29, decided a year living in London
Nation: “Thanks For Ruining Everything, Bondi”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “After what happened on Bondi Beach the other day,” said the Prime Minister. “I have no
Young Liberal Cut Off From Dad Having Bad Morning Eating Some Humble Pie In Centrelink Queue
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove man who’s father has largely told him to pull his noodle-armed body
Albo Invited To Join National Cabinet Meetings As Long As He’s Happy Sitting On The Floor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Coalition government has hit back at criticism that they haven’t been including the Opposition