Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Rented Holiday Home In Medium-Sized Coastal Town Has TV Mounted In Kitchen For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an effort to find something other than this stupid fucking bat flu to report on,
Man Only Able To Work From Home With The Soothing White Noise Of ABC News 24 Playing In The Next Room
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Hey!” “Put it back on the news, fuck ya!” From his repurposed breakfast nook, a French
Raelene Castle Tearfully Sets The Rugby Australia Marketing Pigeon Free
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though it’s only until June 30, Rugby Australia’s CEO Raelene Castle couldn’t hide
Retrenched Conservative Weirdly OK With This New Socialist Safety Net
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If there’s two things Martin Apron hates more than his last name, it’s immigrants
“Just Add These Bailouts To Our Tab,” Say Nation’s Millennials
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s young workers have smiled and nodded in the government’s direction today after
“It’s Scary How Community Transmissions Keep Rising!” Say Deadshits During Illegal Picnic
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of youngsters from our town’s upper-middle-class have riddled themselves why the current rate
“Peter, I Never Thanked You For Ruining My Life,” Says Malcolm Before Kayaking Off Into Open Ocean
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has finally found peace this morning amid the chaos surrounding the
Local 70-Year-Old Isn’t About To Let Some 51-Year-Old Yahoo Tell Him What He Can And Cannot Do
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s most experienced residents has lashed out at the ‘young bastard’ running
Pastel Polo Shirt Insists We Haven’t Hit The Bottom Of The Stock Market Yet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A melon-coloured Ralph Lauren polo shirt has told The Advocate – and many people around it that
Marketing Manager Treads Fine Line Between Being Corona-Conscious And Flogging This Autumn’s Wardrobe Staples
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The entire staff at the Diamantina’s premier fashion magazine are working from home indefinitely – but
“It’s Just Not The Same,” Says Man Sipping Beer From Tumbler Catching Up With Mates On Houseparty
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Boys, don’t know how much longer I can do this,” he joked. Deep in his
Local Man Eases Virus-Related Anxieties By Giving Up Watching Commerical Television
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has been able to calm himself down today after getting himself worked up