Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Girlfriend Insists New Series About Murders In Quirky British Village Isn’t Like The Others
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “This one has the three-wheeled car from Mr Bean in it,” she said. “And the son
Friends Of Prolific Man-Slut No Longer Envy His One-Bedder Sex Pad In New Age Of Isolation
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer| Contact In his own words, Michael ‘Mikey’ O’Dearden gets around a bit. As I speak
“Give Me Franking Credits Or Give Me Death!” Yells Boomer As Banks Consider Suspending Dividends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The prospect of going without share dividends this quarter is unfathomable for Doug Lachlan, a local
Bloke Who Loves Kissing His Mates On The Lips After 10 Schooners Saddened Those Days Are Over
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Life will never be the same again, according to the government. The way we travel and
Catholic Waiting For Apology From Media To Wait Longer Than Moses Wandered The Desert
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An uppity cattle tick from our town’s north has said the media, including this masthead,
Impromptu Computer Bonfire Begins In The Betoota Advocate’s Carpark After High Court Decision
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A decision in the High Court this morning has lead to staff here at The Advocate
Successful Concreter Rejoices As PM Declares Hooning About On A Jetski Is Considered Exercise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what his political counterparts have denounced as a ‘special condition’ catered for his own electorate
Housebound City Worker About Ready To Start Working In The City Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The novelty of working from home has worn off for one local father this morning, who
Without A Pub To Visit This Afternoon, This 29-Year-Old Has Resorted To Making His Own Bread
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact He rolled his eyes and forced a laugh. “I’m not an alcoholic,” he said. “As
WA Premier Mark McGowan Blows State’s Official Kazoo To Call All West Australians Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On Sunday night, the West will become an island within a country. Those were the words
Aspen Ski Bunny Completes First Gruelling Week Imprisoned At The Sydney Hilton
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Her kids stocked the beach house pantry and made sure their parents wouldn’t long for
“Pay Rent Using Your Super!” Says Agent Who’ll Be Among The First People Against The Wall
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I think it’s a bit dramatic, what they’re all saying,” he said. “You know,