Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Desperate Drug Dealer Without Access To Pokies Attempts To Launder Cash In His Whirpool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In more developed parts of the nation, electronic poker machines are a key pillar of our
Marketing Pigeon Returns Home To Find The Grassroots Kicking A Sherrin Around
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rugby Australia’s stood down Marketing Pigeon has flown back to his hometown for the first
“Not One Reference To Rugbah Loygue!” Laughs Bloke Who Probably Can’t Spell ‘Ettingshausen’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local public servant has picked up another public servant’s book at an airport bookshop
Scott Pauses In Front Of John Curtin’s Portrait And Nods Solemnly At The Fellow War-Time PM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The portraits of past Prime Ministers adorn a foyer in Parliament House. Some better than others.
Local DRZ400 Argues Servos Should Be Paying Us To Fill Up Now That Oil Price Is Negative
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “It’s a classic example of trickle-down economics,” said the motorbike. “Mind the pun!” Karsten McDonald,
Virgin Employees Begin Painful Process Of Stripping Copper Wire From Office Walls
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A number of employees Virgin Australia’s Bowen Hills HQ have taken the news that the
“Just Tragic,” Says Joyce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Joyses Chroist Moddor Maerey! It’s nhut whut ye wanneh see, nhow uz et?” said the
Katter Told By Staffer That New Corona Tracking App Isn’t Compatible With His Mobile
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A confused Bob Katter has been told not to worry about installing the new coronavirus tracking
Bundaberg Release Rum-Scented Hand Sanitiser
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s top rum producer has released a rum-scented hand sanitiser as the battle to
Friday Work Drinks Via Zoom Somehow Less Enjoyable Than It Was In Person
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact A local introvert has once again come to the conclusion that his workmates are derricks.
“Stop Eating Avocado!” Says Generation That Needed $320bn To Protect It From A Flu
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A breeding pair of Betoota Heights sexagenarians have both lashed out and rolled eyes at the
Rugby Australia’s Former Marketing Pigeon Gives Self 98 Per Cent Performance Rating For 2019
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though the game shrunk by more than half last year, Rugby Australia’s star marketing pigeon