Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Man Just Popping Over To Mate’s Place To Check On Him With Carton Of Piss And Two Fresh Decks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact State governments around the nation are beginning the arduous process of untangling the lockdown mess this
Girl Who Was Planning On Doing NYC This Year Settles For Adelaide
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “If you squint hard enough, the River Torrens looks like the Hudson,” she said. Sam Holland
Nation’s Yuppies Given Green Light To Begin Gentrifying Mullumbimby After This 5G Bullshit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Byron Shire has given yuppies all over the country the green light to move into
Bunnings Employee Directs Yet Another Dishevelled-Looking Man To The Gardening Section
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Greg Costigan has told our reporters today that he’s put his right hand up, said
Kevin Rudd Warns Against Upsetting Chi.. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I’m A Fucken Nerd Blah Blah
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has tried to tell us what to think of China again
Nation Somehow Surprised Billionaire Broke The Law And Got Away With It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians are, for some reason, shocked to learn a powerful media billionaire returning from a US
North Korea Becomes The Second Nation In History To Be Led By A Brain-Dead Dictator
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The People’s Republic of Korea has become just the second nation in history to be
NSW Restrictions To Stay Until Rich People Learn Social Distancing Laws Also Apply To Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Premier told reporters this morning in Sydney that her state would not
Horny Local Woman Mistaken For Instagram Bot Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lucy Jennifer’s only crime is wanting to tell the world about her ‘huge booty’. The
World’s Most Useless People Revealed To Be Rental Property Managers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A global survey has concluded that the type of person who serves zero purpose on this
Huzzah! All Of Rugby Australia’s Many Systemic Problems Are Finally Over!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Bledisloe, Quad-Nations and the World Cup are all but guaranteed now for the Wallabies after
Man’s Commitment To Staying Home Extends To Having Year-Old Frozen Shelled Soybeans For Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an effort to keep himself isolated from others, both physically and spiritually, a local bus