Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Discarded Needles Return To Melbourne’s Hosier Lane As Nature Begins To Reclaim The Landmark
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A small number of single-use needles have returned to Melbourne’s Hosier Lane this week as
Crisis Sees Man Learn The Names Of Far Too Many State Premiers Than He Cares To Know About
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man, who rides the electric trolley bus to work each morning down the
“The Virus Hates The Heat,” Yells Queenslander Who Hasn’t Checked In On India Recently
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A barefoot and sunkissed Queenslander has strolled through his local Woolworths this afternoon as he yelled
Bored 25-Year-Old At A Loss As To What To Do With Life Now Moving To London Is Off The Table
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As is tradition in our cosmopolitan desert community, when a directionless 20-something realises that they’re
Western Australia Thanks Nation For Their Concern – But They’re Doing Just Fine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Sand People of the West have sent a message out of their hermit kingdom this
Proposed JobsForTheBoys Scheme Sees More Funding Injected Into Male-Dominated Sectors
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The economy looks like a gutshot possum and the government needs to do something quick to
Man With Tracking Numbers Stuck On Wallet Has A Burgeoning eCommerce Business Thanks For Asking
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Now that times have got tough again for a lot of people, many across our bustling
Victoria Politely Asks Rest Of Nation To Stop Referring To It As “Australia’s Florida”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Victoria has recorded 484 new cases of the pangolin’s kiss today, which has caused many
“You Must Be Fun At Parties,” Says Young Liberal To Feminist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A politically-active young man has faced off with his natural predator this afternoon at the Betoota
Unemployed Man To Have Benefits Cut So He’s Incentivised To Go Back To Being Underemployed
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man’s time in the upside-down is seemingly coming to an end as his
PM Confirms New JobBoomer Scheme Is Just More Policy To Protect Wealth Of His Voter Base
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister announced this morning that JobKeeper and JobSeeker are being extended until the economy
Government Watching Their Bottom Line Still Spending Millions To Keep Children In Prison
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It was Kevin Rudd who declared that “any asylum seeker who arrives in Australia by boat