Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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Crowds Flock To Sydney’s Bondi Beach In Effort To Catch Up On Melbourne
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sydney has once again been left in Melbourne’s dust as the Victorian capital enters further
Workers Left Without Appropriate PPE Told To Be Grateful They Don’t Work On The Ellen Show
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Now that another explosion of coronavirus cases in Queensland is all but inevitable, according to the
D-List Celebrity Announces Sale Of Gigantic Mansion They Have No Business In Owning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tommy ‘Diglet’ Klein has announced the sale of his 6-bedroom Betoota Grove mansion this morning, setting
Study Finds Canned Wine Has Similar Effect On The Brain That Magnets Have On VHS Tapes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Youngsters sitting on the banks of the Diamantina River in downtown Betoota this afternoon are enjoying
“It’s On Page 488 Of The Constitution,” Says Anti-Vaxxer Who Hasn’t Read The Constitution
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For some reason, the family-owned Mitre 10 on Greenbaur Road in Betoota Heights is making customers
Queenslander Enters Terrifying Parallel Universe Where He Feels Bad For People In Victoria
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Lake Betoota sexagenarian woke this morning in a different universe he went to sleep in
Andrew Bolt Torn Between Making A Fuss Over Free Tampons And Pads In Victorian Schools And Admitting Women Have Periods
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s a Catch-22 that popular Victorian columnist Andrew Bolt wished he never found himself in.
Bloke Who’d Get Rolled By Coronavirus In 30 Seconds Fighting To Expose Whole State To It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Doctors at Royal Betoota Base Hospital have confirmed that mining magnate Clive Palmer “would get rolled
Mediocre Burger Chain Announces Expansion Into The Land Of Mediocre Burgers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A mediocre hamburger chain from America has announced they’re expanding into Australia, the spiritual home
Wamberal Beach Hosts Latest Retelling Of The Parable Of The Wise And The Foolish Boomers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Parable of the Wise and the Foolish Boomers is a parable of Jesus appearing in
Company Celebrates Retirement Of High-Paid Boomer By Casualising Their Old Role
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the Diamantina’s largest mid-tier law firms has celebrated the retirement of one of
Police Commended For Treating Local Karens Like Middle-Aged White Women
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police in Victoria have been commended by the Premier and praised by the public over their