Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
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China Places Tariffs On Australian Brain Varnish
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact China has doubled down and placed huge tarriffs on Australian winemakers today, sending many producers to
Local Pub Apologises For Showing Depressing Fight Between Two Old Men Over The Cricket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter publican has admitted fault today after choosing to pay the thousand or so
Gladys Invokes The Hoobastank Defence: “I’m Not A Perfect Peeeeerrrrrsssoooooonnnnn!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The under-seige New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian has invoked the Hoobastank Defence today in a
Report: Victoria Has The Last Laugh
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report into the spicy cough that’s completely fucked this year and the next one
Gladys Slams Office Door; Tells Staff To “Fuck Off” After Admitting To Pork Barrelling
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Premier of New South Wales has retreated to her Parliamentary Office after a long day
Mum Begrudgingly Re-Invites Her Husband’s Extended Family For Christmas As Restrictions Ease
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove mother’s hopes for a nice, small Christmas have been dashed today after
Scott Morrison Confirms His Evil Twin Brother, Greg, Was The Architect Of RoboDebt Disaster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister Scott Morrison has confessed he wasn’t to blame for the human disaster
Man Spends Entire Engagement Party Avoiding The Cunt In Boat Shoes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local plus one has spoken of a shocking experience he endured at an engagment party
Mathias Cormann Tells Taxpayers “I’ll Be Back – To Invoice You!” Before Boarding Private Jet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Senator Mathias Cormann brought the house down in Perth earlier this week by sharing an
Dan Andrews Raises Concerns Over WA’s 25 Active Cases Of Spicy Cough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has warned Victorians about apply for travel permits to the nation’
Nation Unprepared To Act On Food Courier Deaths Until One Of Them Is A Handsome Young White Boy With Great Prospects And A Nice Family With Connections To High Office And Industry
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Five people have died delivering food to fat yuppie cunts too lazy to leave their home
Anti-Vaxxer With A Shitload Of Qantas Points Is About To Face Their Greatest Test
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter yuppie who’s against vaccinating people is about to have his resolve to