Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Christmas Ruined As China Bans Export Of Fake Plastic Dogshit And Whoopie Cushions
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison opened his morning press conference today with four repeated words as China
Nation That Fucking Lives For True Crime Content Draws Line At Port Arthur For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The final frontier of Australian true-crime drama is about to be reached as a teledrama surrounding
Emo Gladys Allows Dancing In NSW So Long As Clubs Agree To Play “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In her latest fuck you to authority, the New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian has relaxed
Townie Wage Slave Glad China Is Responsible For All His Woes, According To Fake Bogan On TV
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from our town’s Heights District, who describes himself as a slave to
Snob Girlfriend Opposed To Eating A Petrol Station Microwave Hamburger During Road Trip
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “You’d have to be fucked in the head to eat one of those,” she said.
Scott Morrison Labels NSW Clean Energy Plan ‘Repugnant’; Demands Apology
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison is demanding the New South Wales Government delete a “repugnant” energy policy
Seasonably Warm Weather The Perfect Conversation Starter For Local Man Devoid Of Confidence
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter homme who gets forced to go places by the people who care about
News Of The Spicy Cough’s Demise In The East Finally Reaches Perth As McGowan Opens Border
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The defacto leader of Western Australia, Mark McGowan, has ordered the Tusken Raiders protecting the border
Local Father Wonders If Getting A Pre-Christmas Ham Is A Bit Too Piggy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With Christmas just around the corner, a local sexagenarian was wondered to himself if getting a
China Places Tariffs On Australian Brain Varnish
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact China has doubled down and placed huge tarriffs on Australian winemakers today, sending many producers to
Local Pub Apologises For Showing Depressing Fight Between Two Old Men Over The Cricket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter publican has admitted fault today after choosing to pay the thousand or so
Gladys Invokes The Hoobastank Defence: “I’m Not A Perfect Peeeeerrrrrsssoooooonnnnn!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The under-seige New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian has invoked the Hoobastank Defence today in a