Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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19-Year-Old Thinks He Got The Deal Of The Century After Buying A 1994 BMW 318i For $800
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A first-year Betoota Grove university student has failed to listen to his father – and every other
Brainless Local Man With Tiny Cock Saddles Up For Another Drive Around Town In His Audi Q7
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man with nothing in his head except for white dogshit and pigeons flying into
“Jesus Christ! What Don’t We Export To China?” Screams Trade Minister As List Of Affected Industries Grows
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal Trade Minister Simon Birmingham was left screaming this afternoon as China slaps tarrifs and export
Scotty Holds Focus Group To Decide Which ODI Shirt He’s Going To Wear To The First Test
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our Bloke-In-Chief has some problems on his plate right now but none more so, he says,
Local Policeman’s Magic Breakdancing Gun Ready To Help Town’s Unruly Youths Train For Olympics
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As if this year couldn’t get any worse, the sport of breakdancing has been included
Advertising Guy Patiently Waits His Turn To Hold Court To Say “This Monolith Thing Is Genius”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some guy who works at a local advertising agency in the Old City District waited and
White People Celebrate “Freedom Day” After Being Oppressed By Lockdowns For 6 Months
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Today marks the end of the First Spicy Cough War as millions of Australians around the
Local Man’s Class Consciousness Comes To Life Seeing Certain Friends Magically Buy A House
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For years and years, Sam O’Flannagan thought that Baby Boomers where the natural predator of
Selfish Maskless Fuck Feels The Old Codger On The Bus Burning Holes In The Side Of His Head
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city IT worker told The Advocate this afternoon that when he was on the bus
“Wow, These Yanks Just Don’t Give A Fuck Anymore, Do They?” Declares Local Dad Watching The News
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father of four parked his arse on the Natuzzi this morning to watch
Angus Crichton Forced To Explain To NSW Police Asian Crime Squad That He Is Not In The Yakuza
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite playing football at the brown paperbag club, socks down country boy Angus Critchon has been
Boris: “No, We Haven’t Rushed This Flu Jab. I’ve Had It Myself.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has laughed off suggestion that they’ve rushed through the spicy