Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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PM: “We Must Find, And Kill, The Source Of This Outbreak. I Will Have My Vengeance.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has promised to find and kill the person who ruined Christmas for millions.
Alf Stewart Confirmed As Patient Zero For Sydney Northern Beaches Outbreak
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Christmas plans hang in the balance around the nation today as the latest community to drop
Best Economic Managers Hope To Force Banks To Invest In Dying Industries During Recession
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s greatest economic managers are hoping to force our banks to lend money to
“He Must Be Gay,” Parents Say As Son Comes Home For Christmas Unaccompanied Once Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Parents of a Lake Betoota degenerate have welcomed him home for another celebration of some magic
PM Suggests Parents Get Their Little Bastards Australian Coal For Christmas This Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison hasn’t let this businesss with the Chinese get him down this
Chippy Hoping This Trade War Sorts Itself Out Before She Runs Out Of Chinesium Drill Bits
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local carpenter admitted to The Advocate this afternoon that geo-politics isn’t one of her
Geography Teacher Celebrates Landing First Full-Time Job With Purchase Of A 2001 Chrysler Neon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s the Holy Grail of any recent teaching graduate. A full-time job. Gone are days
Nation’s Stock Of White People Set Sights On Tasmania After Byron Bay Washes Into The Sea
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Byron Bay has washed into the sea, ruining the holiday plans of millions over this summer.
Young Couple Trying To Buy A Home Get Boomered Once Again At Weekend Auction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Lake Betoota duplex sold for nearly $200 000 above reserve over the weekend and that’
Local Craft Brewer Resists Urge To Introduce Another Boutique Alcoholic Seltzer To The Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There’s nearly sixty small breweries in Betoota and all but one have a new alcoholic
Local Plumber’s 2010 Great Wall Steed Joins Fight Against Australia And Throws A Timing Belt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The timing belt deep within a local Guangzhou Go Kart snapped this afternoon as it was
Report: Next Media Personality To Say “2020 Has Been A Year Like No Other” Will Be Shot
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report compiled by the ACCC has suggested any media personality who says the sentence, “2020