Jacinta Allan Attempts To Fend Off Leadership Challenge With Stunning Rendition Of Melbourne Sound
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT After months of plummeting approval ratings, Jacinta Allan’s future as the Victorian premier currently hangs
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PM Backs Booting Andy From Line Of Succession When All We Actually Want Is For Him To Face Justice
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has backed the gesture of removing Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor from the
Inner-City Leftie Moans With Self-Satisfaction Asking Simple Rural Hick Who's Going To Wipe His Arse When He's Old And Fucked If There's No Migrants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sunday lunch in Betoota Heights has ended with an extended moan from a
Katter Says The Tyranny Of The Irukandji Has Gone On Long Enough And Now Is The Time To Introduce The Common Sunfish By The Million To Help Hoover Up These Protoplasmic Invertebrate Terrorists CONT
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has today unveiled what he describes as a nation-
Based On Recent Opinion Polls, PM Says He Doesn't Know Or Care Where These ISIS Brides End Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has said due to recent opinion polls that show an increasing
Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
Woman Dressed Head To Toe In Brown Thinks She's Immune To Fashion Trends
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Local woman Amy Bernbach thought she was immune to the manipulations of modern advertising and trend
Country Mum's Pantry Better Stocked Than Majority Of City Supermarkets
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Fenegruk seeds, ras el hanout, cardamom pods. Not the kind of ingredients any normal person would
Group Of Mums Plan A Long Lunch In 2 years Time When Their Diaries Align
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact After 137 messages, including one passive-aggressive “happy to go with the flow x” from someone
Local Woman At After Work Drinks Takes Leaf Out Of Husband's Book And Just Turns Her Phone Off
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local woman has this afternoon turned the tables on her husband by ignoring text
Veteran Barmaid Nods With Sympathy As Suit Says He Just Needs One Glass With His Jug
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's Friday afternoon at the Crowing Cock Hotel in the Old City
Society Wonders How Brainrot Content Came About When Kids Grew Up Watching Worthless Slop Like This
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local parents who were themselves raised on the slow, gently narrated children's
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Arrested, Insists He Was At Pizza Express In Woking When Misconduct Occurred
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, with