Errol Parker

Demise Of Menulog Proves There's No Such Thing As Ethical Food Delivery, You Fat Fuck

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The death of Menulog this week has offered Australians a sobering reminder that there is no

Aussies HORRIFIED As Iconic Cloudstreet House Bulldozed And Replaced With Four Shitbox Duplexes

Two Families, One Negatively Geared Property

"I Am So Back" Whispers Troy Buswell As Liberals Dump Gender Quotas And Net Zero

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Disgraced former WA Treasurer Troy Buswell has intimated this week that the "Liberals are back&

Rudd Reveals He Would've Had Kerr Shot As A Spy And His Body Thrown In The Lake

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former prime minister Kevin Rudd has broken his silence on today's revived debate over

Cash-Strapped Channel 10 Reveal Big Brother House

High-Speed Rail Authority Conduct Feasibility Study Into Conducting A Feasibility Study Into Creating A High-Speed Rail Authority

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The newly established interim High-Speed Rail Authority (HSRA) has today confirmed the commencement of a multi-phase

Report: Every Town's Tourism Photo Along Pacific Highway Found To Be Wildly Misleading

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new report has confirmed that every town’s tourism photo along the Pacific Highway is

New Jamie Oliver Cookbook, 10 Nanosecond Meals, Promises To Feed Your Family Before The Light Reflecting Off The Meal Even Registers On Their Fucking Retinas

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what experts are calling the epic conclusion of two decades of speed-orientated culinary charlatanism, celebrity

England Captain Ben Stokes Criticises Inclusion Of Ray Shoesmith In Australia's Ashes Squad

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact England captain Ben Stokes has expressed outrage at what he believes to be the inclusion of

Tim Wilson Begs The Toothless Hicks And Simple Bogans Of His Party To Please Stop Hurting His Electability

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Liberal member Tim Wilson has asked the "toothless hicks" and "simple bogans"

"Now Take Your Money And Fuck Off" Says Sourpuss Bookie

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local bookmaker has ended Melbourne Cup Day in a foul mood after being forced to

Man Doing A Poo At Work Takes The Opportunity To Put Some Bets On Because That's A Totally Normal Thing To Do And Online Betting Isn't A Cancer On Society

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 29-year-old man has today spent his lunch break on the toilet, quietly moving a portion