Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Paul Keating Passes Away Mid-Interview After Being Asked About Using Super To Buy Dogecoin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Paul Keating, the 24th Prime Minister of Australia, has passed away on live television this afternoon
Bert’s Biggest Fear Comes True As SAS Troops Steal His New Prosthetic Leg To Drink Beer Out Of
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just hours after telling The Advocate yesterday that he harboured the irrational fear of the Special
Government Asks Youth To Use Their Retirement Savings To Prop Up Hyper-Inflated Property Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government is calling on the nation’s young people to take on six to
Local Teacher’s Opinion Of NAPLAN Seemingly Interchangeable With Politicians
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A maths teacher from one of our town’s only government selective schools has agreed today
Bert Newton’s Only Concern Now Is Having The SAS Steal His New Prosthetic Leg To Drink Out Of
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Four-time Gold Logie winner Bert Newton has lost a leg to infection, his family says, and
Bill Gates Does His Arse On The Keno
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tech billionaire Bill Gates has reportedly lost his entire fortune playing Keno at a Mackay club
Dan Andrews Vows To Get His Revenge On Scotty Once He Gets Out Of His Iron Lung
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On-leave Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has spoken today from the iron lung he’s been trapped
PM: “I’m Making A Captain’s Call To Backflip On This Incredibly Unpopular Policy That Was My Idea”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has backflipped on his government’s travel ban with India, telling reporters in
“Bloody Hell, Didn’t See That One Coming,” Says PM After China Cuts All Diplomatic Ties With Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has told reporters today he was completely blind-sided by China’s decision to
Boomer Discovers They Can Buy Whitegoods Online And Don’t Have To Get Ripped Off At Harvey Norman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After years of being fleeced each time their toaster packs it in, a breeding pair of
“You Talking To Me?” Says Michael Slater To Government In Latest Anti-Politician Rant
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s greatest openers was sporting a new haircut this morning when he
Bill Gates Bashes The Fuck Out Of Some Guy At A Caloundra Boat Ramp For Touching His Crab Pots
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Down-on-his-luck tech billionaire Bill Gates has reportedly cemented his new-found status as a divorced single-dad by