Barnaby Joyce Deposits 300k From His Super Into Newly Made Sportsbet Account After Hearing How The VIPs Get Looked After
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man aspiring to return to his role as Deputy Minister has today made quite a
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Private Schoolboy Thanks “Mummy Gladys” For Giving Him Some Dumb Country Bogan’s Jab
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A future leader of this country has thanked the NSW Premier today for making
Hunter Valley Lockdown Forces Hen’s Night To Find Another Wine Region To Get Blackout Drunk At
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The faint slap of half-digested cheeseboard and white wine hitting the lawns of
NSW Government Gives The Spicy Cough To Regional Areas In Exchange For Their Jabs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Government has set this horrible plague upon regional areas this
Young People To Be Given Access To Pfizer When The Boomers Say They Actually Want Moderna
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government has issued some good news today for the nation’s young people,
“Albo Sold Us Workers Out!” Says Inner-City Man Who Wants To Be In Opposition For Another 3 Years
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A tertiary-educated leftie from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter has put Opposition
PM Tells Olympians To Pick Up Some Duty-Free Japanese Michelle Pfeiffers On The Way Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our Olympic heroes are being asked by the Prime Minister today to perform one
“At Least I Don’t Have To Wear That Stupid Apron,” Bartender Says Looking On The Bright Side
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A grown man shouldn’t wear an apron unless he’s in the kitchen,
Peter Dutton To Spend 14 Day Iso Practising His Smile In The Mirror Ahead Of Spring LibSpill
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Defence Minister Peter Dutton has been forced into a 14-day isolation after being
This Summer’s Ashes Series In Doubt After England Express Concerns Over Situation In Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The English Cricket Board has expressed their concerns over the safety of their players
“Blah! Blah! Blah! This Is All Your Fault, Not Mine,” Gladys Tells Sydney’s Young People
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite being denied access to jabs since day dot, the Premier of New South
“It’s Just A Cold, Mate. The Virus Hates The Heat,” Says Brisbane Man Who Can’t Taste Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Brisbane construction worker is confident that his sudden cold is just a cold
NSW Police Say They’re Going To Shoot At Least One Protester Tomorrow So Come At Own Risk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Think of it as a lottery,” explained NSW Police Commissioner Mick Fuller. “Whereby the