QLD Opposition Leader Launches Bold Political Strategy That Sees Him Focus On Shifting Tin And Running It Straight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the rest of the country wonders if the Liberal Party even exists anymore, it seems
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17-Year-Old EL Falcon Owner Immediately Googles Turbo Kits After Lodging His Tax Return
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While many in the nation with more sophisticated tax affairs have to wait until various services
SCG Roof King Banned From Standing In Queues To Buy Piss And Standing In Queues To Piss Out Piss For Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney man has been banned by Rugby Australia from attending their fixtures until he dies,
Man Who’s Avoided The Spicy Cough So Far Decides To Get It Over With And Books Cruise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For Betoota Heights man Dennis Frank, it’s gone on long enough. Somehow, by the grace
Katter Under Fire From Green Groups After Feeding A 1.2kg Roll Of Devon To A Giraffe At Australia Zoo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has drawn the ire of inner-city lefties this morning after
Albo Rocks Up To The Pacific Forum Wearing Same Kit From Last Night’s Ska Gig In Marrickville
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The country’s First Rudeboy-In-Chief touched down in Fiji a few moments ago – just over twelve
Man Having Difficulty Using His Qantas Flight Credit Asked If He’s Tried Shoving It Up His Arse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Early last year, Betoota Heights man Glenn Pogo booked a flight to Cairns for a wedding
Rich Boomer Explodes At Qantas Ground Staff Like They Get Paid Enough To Find His Suitcase Full Of Gazman Pants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some tired old bastard on his way back from Port Douglas was seen blowing up at
Sri Lanka’s Cricketers Impressed By Australia’s Efforts To Out Collapse The Sri Lankan Government
IMRAN GAHSKORI | Sport| Contact The Australian Men’s Test Cricket Team has been flogged by an innings in Sri Lanka
Perrottet Grows Increasingly Worried That This Could Happen To His Pool If This Barilaro Shit Continues
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The defacto leader of the nation’s portaloo is growing increasingly worried that his private pool
RBA Governor Says “Fuck Mortgage Holders. Take Money” During Expletive-Laden Rant To Bank Executives
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Governor Phillip Lowe has sensationally lashed mortgage holders this morning in a firey, expletive-laden
Marrickville Hipster Becomes New Owner Of Albo’s Old True Religion Jeans After Lucky Op-Shop Find
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Albo’s constituents has become the lucky new owner of his old True Religion
Frydenberg Turns Post-Election Grief Corner After He Stops Riding Deserted Trams At Night Listening To Radiohead
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has been spotted in recent months riding many of Melbourne’s night