Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
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6 Things That Are Classy If You’re Rich But Bogan If You’re Poor
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact 1. Shitting Yourself On A Holiday Picture the scene. You’re curled into a fetal position,
Woman Who Usually Gets Group Chat To Analyse Messages From Crush Now Getting ChatGPT Involved Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who usually relies on her mates to analyse text messages has found a new
Local Mum Now Unable To Enjoy Any Movies After Learning About ‘Product Placements’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Chloe Farnsworth, 27, is cursing herself for ever mentioning the concept of product placements
Modern Video Games Still Not Good As 5 Minutes Playing Samples At 2000s JB-HIFI
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent survey has revealed that no modern video game, no matter how advanced or graphically
Hungover Man Exits Ocean Like 007 After Healing Swim Washes Away Last Night’s Schooner Fiesta
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact Lying face up in the ocean with pristine salt water lapping at his body,
Time Warp Detected On StairMaster As 30 Minutes Turns Out To Be 30 Seconds
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A groundbreaking joint study by the Betoota Polytechnic Schools of Sports Physiology and Astrophysics has uncovered
Teens Cop $50 Stranger Tax After Asking Local Tradie To Buy Them A Carton
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Teenagers have been told to brace themselves for a bumper tax increase, especially those who just
Sharehouse Embraces Minimalism After Housemate Who Owns Most of The Furniture Moves Out
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A sharehouse in Betoota Heights has accidentally embraced minimalism after the sudden departure of the housemate
Office Worker’s November Problems Starting To Sound Like 2025 Problems
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT THATS A 2025 PROBLEM: In a stunning twist that has left her colleagues both amused
Man Who Moved to Melbourne For ‘A Change’ Now Just Cold And Wet And In A Different State
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In what can only be described as a classic case of misguided optimism, Tom Finch (27)
Upper Middle Class Art Parents Settle On Shakespearean Names For Their Kids
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In an audacious move, local upper-middle-class art couple Sebastian and Miranda Ashcroft have bestowed upon their
Art Gallery Date Incomplete Without Pensive Photo of Boyfriend Staring At Painting Like He Gives A Fuck
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A Melbourne couple hit a pivotal milestone in their relationship today after capturing the sacred “pensive