Terrified Byron Hippy Sitting On A $25m Beach Shack Has No Fucken Idea What His Next Move Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Old man Spider Nucholls had forged himself a life where he was never going to have
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“I Will Cut Wasteful Spending’ Says Man Proposing Another $400M Referendum To Deport Two People
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton is alleged to be considering an expensive referendum that would give the
The Betoota Advocate Struggles To Stereotype Formula 1 Fans
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate is still trying to figure out how to stereotype F1 fans, as their
Four Corners Reveals How For-Profit Childcare Centres Made A Lot Of Very Dodgy People Very Rich
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Four Corners investigation has unveiled that the nation’s for profit childcare centres have made
Report: Looking At A Blokes Socks Found To Be Quickest Way To Tell If He’s Single
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Trying to quickly figure out if a bloke is single? Chances are, his socks hold the
Report: Making Sex Noises While Your Mate Is On The Phone To His Mum Always A Good Gag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can be confirmed that making sex noises while your mate is on the phone to
Life Hack: It’s Actually Cheaper To Buy A Toastie On The Plane Than In The Airport
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As Karl Saunders rockets towards Cairns on Jetstar’s JQ929 service, he ponders something;
Local Girl Drops Joke That Requires 100+ Hours Of Screen Time To Truly Get
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT GET IT???? A local girl has left her friends reeling after dropping a joke so
Trump Says Hollywood Will No Longer Be Allowed To Portray Russians As Action Movie Villains
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact US president Donald Trump this week put forward a new law that will now make it
30 Something Bloke Realises He’s Started Doing The Old Man Groan When He Gets Off The Couch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights office worker has this week realised that he’s already started making old
Tech Bro Raving About His Fasting Diet Fails To Impress Muslim Developer During A March Ramadan
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local tech-bro manager has been left puzzled as to why there is still one employee
Local Woman Feeling Like Anthony Bourdain After Putting Cooked Egg Into 2 Minute Mi Goreng
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman has had an encounter with the spirit of Anthony Bourdain after chucking a
Trump Supporter In Ireland Deeply Disappointed By Their Interpretation Of ‘Republican’
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An American Trump supporter on a spiritual trip to his ancestral homeland has been left stunned