Dad Absolutely Appalled At the State Of Your Windscreen
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Betoota Grove father visiting his daughter’s new place in the French Quarter has been
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Gina Rinehart’s Number Goes Straight To Voicemail As Dutton Is No Longer Useful
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Former Opposition leader Peter Dutton has reportedly been unable to reach mining magnate Gina Rinehart today,
Former High School Rugby Prodigy Calls His Old Islander Coach To Suss Betting Tips On Next Pope
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As all eyes across the Catholic world stay fixated on the chimney of the
Local Woman Feeling Like Nicole Kidman After Her Divorce Now That All This Election Shit Is Over
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In scenes described as eerily similar to that famous 2001 photograph of Nicole Kidman walking down
SBS Camera Crews Ask Extremely Fresh Migrant For Their Analysis On Election
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT SBS camera crews have sprung into action during election day, getting their much needed vox pop
Voter Keeps Eyes To The Ground And Makes No Sudden Movements After Seeing Libertarian Volunteers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT One Australian voter has been sent into fight or flight after catching a glimpse of Liberterian
Corrupt Local Dad Uses P&C Connections To Give His Brother’s Butcher The Election Sausage Sizzle Contract
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In a strategic move straight out of the town council corruption playbook, a local
16 Reasons Why Peter Dutton Deserves To Be The Next Prime Minister Of Australia
THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE | Editorial | CONTACT 1. He Cares About Women Peter Dutton has a proven track record in helping women
This Is Democracy Manifest Yells Voter Eating 3rd Democracy Sausage
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local comedian has today reduced an entire polling booth worth of volunteers to tears, after
Big Democracy Guy: Bloke Puts Democracy Sauce On Democracy Sausage To Celebrate Democracy’s Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local fan of constitutional democracy is today celebrating in trademark style. Eric Anderson (29) from
Everyone Now Aware That Local Woman Does Poos After Publicly Stocking Up On Toilet Paper
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact WOW THIS WOMAN SHITS! In some banal news to break up the political content, it can
Marvel Boyfriend Convinces Woman To Come To Movies Simply By Name Dropping Florence Pugh
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has successfully gotten his indie movie loving girlfriend to watch an action movie
Australian Neo-Nazi Smashes His Laptop After Receiving A Polite “Welcome” On Home Screen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Sky News viewer has left a giant hole in his computer screen because he doesn’