Dad Absolutely Appalled At the State Of Your Windscreen

Dad Absolutely Appalled At the State Of Your Windscreen

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT

A Betoota Grove father visiting his daughter’s new place in the French Quarter has been left absolutely appalled after catching a glimpse of her windscreen. 

Though 23 year old Fia Harries had done her best to be covert, it was upon leaving that her dad Greg finally saw just what it was she was trying to hide. 

The pair had had a really nice lunch inside her one story terrace house, which she shares with three housemates. 

“Righto,” Greg said, rising up from the dining table. 

“I best be off. It’s only a 2 hour parking zone out there, isn’t it?” he added. 

Fia nodded, and got up to walk him out. 

“Yeah, I’ve got a little pass thing though. I put it on my windscreen,” she said. 

As they moved out the door and onto the street, Greg quickly scanned the street for his daughter's Volkswagen Polo to check all was in order. 

He laid eyes on it almost instantly, 

“What the fuck is all this shit in your windscreen Fia!!!!!” he said. 

Greg immediately began clearing out the area with his bare hands, throwing lumps of dirt and leaves onto the ground.

“Bloodyyy helllll girl,” he kept on.

“Oh far out it doesn't end. It’s all down in your bonnet.”

“You know this shit will all rust! Would it kill you to clear it out!”

Fia stood on the gutter in her Kmart slippers not saying a word. Greg wiped his hands down the side of his shorts. 

Half an hour later, Greg insisted he check her oil and coolant while he was at it. 

More to come.

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