Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Dutton Announces New Space Agency As Final Stage Of Long-Winded Plan To Return To His Home Planet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some stranger news, Minister of Defence Peter Dutton has today announced his plans for a
Business Student Who Scored High Neuroticism On Uni Psychometrics Test Asks If She Can Do It Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who is two weeks into her business school term has today been confronted by
Girl Who Adopted Cat After Having Heart Broken Finds Herself Ignored By Yet Another Arrogant Male
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When a heartbroken Alex Dawson had set out to cure her broken heart, she hadn’t
Kind Hearted Nan Helpfully Reports That She Had A Much Smaller Waistline When She Was Your Age
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has copped some unsolicited comments about her body today, and not from a
‘I’m An Empath’ Says Woman Who Can Read Facial Expressions And Tone Just Like A Normal Human
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has shown signs of having basic emotional intelligence has today announced that she
Weirdo Greenie Housemate Asks If You Can Leave The Bathwater In For Their Turn
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Grove woman has today had a rather uncomfortable encounter with a new roommate, who
Woman In Her Twenties Who Still Hasn’t Gotten Her Licence Relieved To Have Another Excuse Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A 26 year old woman who’s sick of defending herself for not having a licence
Gold Coast Experiences Brief Lull In Pub Fights As Bali Opens Up To International Visitors Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some lighter news, the city of fake boobs and tribal tatts has experienced a lull
Controversial Mother In Law Defends Plans To Wear ‘A Very Light Shade Of Cream’ To The Wedding
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A mother in law has truly outdone herself this week by going out of her way
Mum Unsure If She Should Quit Job To Look After Kids Or Sacrifice 80% Of Her Income On Childcare
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A young mum has today had to make a decision many families across the nation have
Several Short Lived Relationships Causes Woman To Conclude That It’s Best To Keep Things Private
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local millennial has today finally learned that it might not be a good idea to
Melbourne’s Brand Still A Bit Too Damaged From 300 Day Lockdown To Attract Alternative Brisbane Girls
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though the alternative scene in Brisbane is growing, if the amount of teenagers hanging outside the