Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening wearing what
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Motel Pool Easily Mistaken For North Korea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most iconic 3 star regional motels has today stood by their thirteen
Paul Murray Conceals 15kg Homemade C4 Suicide Vest Under His Tarocash In Case Albo Wins Debate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The first leaders’ debate of the 2022 federal election campaign is upon us, and nobody is
Saleswoman Offering Wine Samples In Airport Reapplies War Paint After Spotting Boomer Golf Trip
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota airport’s most committed sales guns has today sharpened her harpoon, after spotting
North Shore Voter Didn’t Even Know Women Were Allowed To Play Sport In The First Place
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has backed his handpicked Liberal candidate, Katherine Deves, despite intense internal
Women’s Sport Finally Gets Some Media Coverage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some heartwarming news, women’s sport is finally getting the media coverage it deserves, having
Local Woman With Undeniably Brown Eyes Insists They Change Colours All The Time!!!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When you’ve got the most common eye colour in the world, sometimes you’ve got
Bloke Who Insists He Hasn’t Been Using Girlfriend’s Expensive Shampoo Smells An Awful Lot Like Chamomile
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When handed indisputable evidence of their indiscretions, rational people know that admitting the truth and showing
White Rapper Appropriates White Rapper
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a massive win for the hip hop culture, white rappers have officially been around long
Woman On Tinder Considers Life Of Solitude After Being Asked What She Does For Fun For The 57th Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A battle weary woman has today started considering a life as a spinster after finding herself
Woman Forced To Find A New Hairdresser After Accidentally Letting Out A Moan During Head Massage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today had to break a four year long relationship with her hairdresser
Hospo Worker to Slap Next Friend Who Asks What She Did For The Long Weekend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An exhausted hospitality worker isn’t in the mood to trade holiday stories this
Man Sitting Alone in Office on a Tuesday Kicking Himself For Not Booking Extra Leave Like The Rest Of The Country
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A lone spreadsheet warrior is reevaluating his life choices this morning, coming to the