Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
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Local Psycho Has Two Of The Same Dog
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that not all animal lovers are good people, a local psycho went into town to
Local Unit Quietly Thrilled Cost Cutting Measures Inspires Return of Woolies Mud Cake For Office Birthdays
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud member of the common sense brigade is celebrating a win today as
Local Bloke Hides Closet Backstreet Boy Fandom By Buying Girlfriend Tickets for “Birthday Surprise”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is in shock this evening, after being blindsided by a larger
Suburban Crim That Scans Capsicums As Carrots Also Helps Himself To Someone Else’s Umbrella After a Few Beers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A white collar fugitive is reportedly on the loose this evening, as authorities respond
Mate Amping Up In The Bucks Chat 6am Saturday Morning Most Likely To Be in Bed by 9pm
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A mate who’s notoriously all bark and no bite is causing quite a
Stingy Housemate Argues Semantics Over Exact Percentage Of Power Bill He’s Responsible For
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Glen Mathieson (25) and his two share house companions deeply regret the day Jared Hobley (25)
Horny And Frugal Couple Commence Foreplay By Doing A Runner On Expensive Restaurant Dinner
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT A horny young couple have fornicated at home this evening shortly after doing a
Acoustic Mariah Carey Cover Just Wasting Everybody’s Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A record number of everyone’s time was wasted today as local musician Gavin Bowles (30)
Disgruntled Woman Temporarily Deletes Love Heart From Boyfriend’s Contact Name After Small Dispute
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Isolation madness is said to have hit couples the hardest this week, as people begin to
Bogeyman Thwarted After Child Deploys Doona
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A quick-thinking child has been spared a grisly demise after seeking refuge under the doona in
‘It’s Not The Taste It’s The Texture’ Says Fussy Eater Who Won’t Go Near Anything Not Covered In Smoky BBQ
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Letting out an exaggerated sigh, local woman Phillipa Wallace once again finds herself forced to explain
Woman Who Reckons She Doesn’t Have A Nicotine Addiction Seen Getting Very Jumpy After Misplacing Vape
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has today lost both an internal conflict with herself and given her boyfriend