Woman Who Reckons She Doesn’t Have A Nicotine Addiction Seen Getting Very Jumpy After Misplacing Vape

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT

A local woman has today lost both an internal conflict with herself and given her boyfriend some ammunition to tease her with, after attempting to find her vape before work, it’s reported.

This comes as ongoing argument she has with herself that she’s not ‘addicted’ to her vape, which is obviously not true given she’s gone from a disposable pen to a box mod vape within the span of just four months – in fact, the only option she has left of finding a bigger vape, is to suck on the exhaust pipe of a car.

But she’s not addicted! She just likes it!

And that was the narrative she planned on telling herself until she was caught having a very obvious breakdown.

“Babe have you seen my vape?”, Nicole had asked, initially with just a slight edge of panic in her voice.

“Nope”, had answered her very helpful boyfriend.

Trying the usual places (bed blankets, couch cushion and wedged between the car seat), Nicole started to take on an expression that could best be described as ‘severely pained.”

“I can’t do this today, I’m so stressed.”

“Are you sure you haven’t seen it?”

“Have I left it somewhere? Fuck if I’ve lost it..”

“WHERE THE FUCK IS IT”

More to come.