Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Pub Charging $4 for Gravy Like They’re Not Just Pouring Hot Plate Juices Straight Into A Cute Ceramic Dish
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In hospitality news, a once beloved watering hole has lost its liquor licence this
Bloke Not Sure Whether Jangling Sound Is His Girlfriend Or Cat Entering The Room
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor bloke from Betoota Heights has found himself living in a constant state of confusion
Local ESFP Urged To Stop With The Expressive Gestures After Knocking Over Second Glass Of Wine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A rather excitable young woman has prompted her concerned friends to ensure no glassware is within
“We’re The Fresh Food People” Says Supermarket That Plastic Shrink Wraps Steak Like An Endangered Insect Exhibition
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The nation’s largest grocery chain has copped an almighty spray this evening as
Casual Worker Unable To Enjoy Parmi After Calculating That It Cost Her An Hour Of Labour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has unfortunately come to the conclusion that she definitely couldn’t afford to
‘That’s A Stupid Name’ Replies Woman After Asking Mate For The Name Of New Sworn Enemy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota ponds woman is believed to not only fulfilled but surpassed her duties as a
Colleague Told To Be Discreet About Pay Rise Returns To Work Rocking Full Head Of Foils
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights agency worker has this week been a bit obvious about her pay raise,
Woman Who Wants That Morticia And Gomez Love Would Probably Freak Out If Someone Was That Into Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A millennial woman has today announced to her friends that she wants a relationship like ‘Morticia
Girl Who’s Always Late Naively Thinks That Everyone Else Also Finds It A Quirky And Endearing Habit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman who has no care or consideration for other people’s time has this
HR Manager Agrees That Sucks But Have You Considered Shutting The Fuck Up And Pretending You’re OK
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds HR manager has offered a teary employee some kind words of advice this
Fly In-Fly Out Roosters Fan Bravely Ventures To ‘Western Sydney’ To Shop For Retro Jersey In Newtown
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A silver spooned porkchop from Sydney’s glittering Eastern Suburbs has bravely ventured west
Optimistic Newy Bloke Books Week-Long Tatt Appointment For Commemorative Set Of Bradman Leggings
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An overly hopeful Novocastrian has been on the blower to a bunch of tattoo