"How's That Feel?" Says The Third Schooner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's a springtime Friday arvo in a sunny beer garden and the third schooner
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45-Year-Old Suburban Australian Accountant Claims He's Always Casually Worn Windbreakers And Bucket Hats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Close to half a million Oasis fans have been treated to what's being described
“I Wish Australia Had Politicians Like [This American With The Exact Same Politics As 2019 Bill Shorten]”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Zohran Mamdani has been elected mayor of New York by landslide, in what can only signal
The Only Five Ways To Get Rich In Australia When You Come From Nothing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One thing that is for certain in Australia is that social mobility ain't what
Barnaby Treats Himself To A Cold Schooner After Once Again Forcing All 70 MPs and Senators From Both The Nationals And Liberals To Do Exactly What He Says
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Federal Opposition backbencher from rural New South Wales who refuses to confirm whether or not
Liberals Wait Until Whole Nation Is Pissed To Announce They No Longer Believe In Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne Cup Day revellers begin drinking out of shoes and spear tackling each other in
Recently-Divorced Accounts Manager Setting A Pace That Would Rival Some Of The Horses
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Melbourne Cup is over. Winners rejoice. Everyone else is getting stuck into the bubbly and
Worksite Knocks Off Early To Enjoy Melbourne Cup The Old Fashioned Way With A Crackly AM Broadcast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Race That Stops The Nation is upon us, and workplaces are pausing right around Australia
Report: The Peronis Are Cold Enough
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It's officially past noon, and the Cup Day festivities have begun. The canapes are
Our Statement Regarding SportsBet's Offer To Buy The Betoota Advocate, And How Much They Offered Us
EDITORIAL STATEMENT For the last 24 hours, The Betoota Advocate has been fielding thousands of concerned emails and messages from
Report: The ABC Is Only Investigating Online Sportsbetting Because They HATE Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate's Editorial team have suddenly decided this week that, while annoying, the
National Party Takes A PUNT On Scrapping Net Zero, SportsBet Now Paying $1.02 For A Coalition Loss In 2028
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WILL IT PAY OFF? It seems that Barnaby Joyce's WAGER has paid off, as
Mate Who Thinks Unregulated Online Sportsbetting Is Destroying The Fabric Of Society Actually Just A PUSSY!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report has found that everyday citizens who take issue with Australia's fun-