Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Ken Sutcliffe Reveals ‘Toxic Environment’ Within Channel 9 Commentary Box
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Iconic Channel 9 sports announcer, Ken Sutcliffe has today revealed that his retirement from cricket commentary
Turnbull Says Refugee Who Saved 11 In Terrifying Brisbane Bus Attack Is Fine To Stay
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today announced that Brisbane cabbie and former refugee, Aguek Nyok, is
Weird Lull Between Footy And Cricket Results In Deeply Personal Conversations About Life
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The brief four-week lull between the conclusion of both the AFL and NRL football seasons
One Nation Considers Changing Party Name To Remove Arabic Numeral
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal senator, Pauline Hanson has today met with high-ranking members of her far-right political
“Turnbull Should Treat Asylum Seekers Better” Says Man Who Re-Opened Nauru
2 November, 2016 12:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that he invented the concept of mandatory and
Exhausted Live Band Forced To Sing 8th Consecutive Rendition Of ‘The Horses’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A weary and dehydrated pub rock band in South Betoota have been forced to sing eight
Animal Rights Protestors Remind Inattentive Nation That The Horsies Have Feelings
1 November, 2016 17:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hundreds of animal rights protestors have today been left confused and
Man Holding Shotgun At Flemington Finish Line Says Injured Horses Won’t Feel A Thing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2014 death of Japanese racehorse, Admire Rakti, and the subsequent post-race death of Araldo
Barnaby Joyce Dresses As Greens Party Leader For Halloween At Parliament House
31 October, 2016 13:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister has stolen the show at the poorly-
Workplace Divorcee Currently Making Absolute Karmichael Hunt Of Himself In The Corporate Tent
COLIN PATERSON | Melbourne | CONTACT Pat McKlint (divorced, 54) has been heard slurring at the top of his voice as he
Tarocash Reportedly Sold Out Of White Pleather Dress Shoes Across All Stores In Victoria
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Every single TAROCASH outlet in Southern Victoria has today sold out of white leather shoes, lime
Exhausted Asylum Seekers Respectfully Turn Boat Around Upon Peter Dutton’s Request
31 October, 2016 10:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A boatful of obedient Asylum Seeker families, currently drifting through the