Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Obese Nephew Making Light Work Of The Fruit Cake
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A morbidly overweight nephew is yet to be pulled up on his grotesque consumption of Christmas
Santa’s Tell All: Why Stockbroker’s Kids Get Cooler Toys Than Houso Kids
ESSIE BURKE | Human Interest | CONTACT NORTH POLE – An ageing fat man with a predilection for sliding down chimneys in crimson
Halfwit Cousin Opens Up Old Wounds After Casually Mentioning Dark Family Secret
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Dodgy cousin, Bryce, has just made mention of something that the entire family had buried over
Long Bay Inmate In Critical Condition After Blocking TV During ‘Love Actually’ Screening
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prisoner at Sydney’s Long Bay Correctional Complex is recovering in protective custody today after
Link Established Between Wearing Hard Hat Backwards And Threatening To Call The Union
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite an obvious appreciation for the Fair Work Commission, South Betoota construction worker Andy Novasmoko (36)
R.M-Wearing Inner-City Stockbroker Is A Fan Of The Cowboys Apparently
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that he is able to incorporate a Toyota Landcruiser, moleskin trousers, RM Williams
CSIRO Establish Link Between High Wheat Prices And Influx Of Jet Skis In New England
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent study by the CSIRO has found that when chickpeas, wheat, barley and canola are
PM Drops Casual C-Bomb During Press Conference To See If Anyone Is Listening
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has been littering all of his recent media appearances with an array
Bloke Who Started Selling Sourdough In Country Town Thinks He’s Jamie Fucking Oliver
ESSIE BURKE | Human Interest | CONTACT Basic foods with a pretentious twist are being offered at extortionate prices on Betoota’s
Budgy Smuggler Successfully Taps Into Highly Lucrative ‘Greek Dad’ Market
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Southern European men are well-regarded around the world for not being dictated by the unachievably
Kiwi Bloke Pumped To Fire Off Some Agitating Rugby Stats At Aussie In-Laws This Xmas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the only 130 kilogram black man in his wife’s entire extended family, local Kiwi,
Local Dad Talks About His Childhood In The Bush Like It Was In War-Torn Syria
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that he grew up in very similar socio-economic circumstances to the ones