Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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Hillsong Still Not Cool
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hillsong is still not cool, it has been confirmed. Despite infiltrating the Australian music scene, film
Man Criticised For Being ‘Whipped’ After Reigning In Alcoholism And Having Regular Sex
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former grogmonster, Spero Gardiner (28) is now an indoor cat, according to his mates. After years
Local Woman Still Not That Interesting Even After Getting A Wrist Tattoo
PUTNEY SWOPE | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman finds that people still deem her uninteresting despite having just gotten a wrist
Hackett Actually Doing Quite Well For Someone Who Spent 15 Years In Wet, Lonely Silence
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As reported yesterday, another former-great Australian sport star has spun off the rails. Initially thought
Rural Teenager Enjoying That Brief Phase Of Adolescence That Isn’t Devastated By Ice
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rural, but town-based, teenager Leon Needham (14) is really enjoying life at the moment. He’
30-Something Skater Still Yet To Nail Switch Nollie 360 Through Glass Box On Warehouse Roof
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact he has been a committed skateboarder since 1999, local plumber Rick Garley (32)
Government Study Finds That Pub Squash Is Underrated
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the government consumer agency, ACCC (Australian Competition and Consumer Commission) has found
Richard Di Natale Takes Early Mark From The Senate To Reserve Tickets For Burning Man 2017
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Senator and Greens Party leader Richard Di Natale has given himself an early mark from
Bloke Who Bought 3 Jet Skis During Mining Boom Says Turnbull Is Rich And Out Of Touch
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local storeman, Greg Giles (38) says the fact he ‘only makes $60k a year’ from ‘basically
Gold Coast Inmates Advised To Guard Their Nipples After Grant Hackett Is Arrested In Southport
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Inmates across several remand centres and watch-houses on Queensland’s South-East have today been
Waleed Aly Refers To Admin Assistants As A Despicably Uncouth Basket Of Deplorables
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Gold Logie winner and sparkling water socialist, Waleed Aly has defended his remark on Monday night’
Police Confirm Kim Jong-Un’s Brother Forgot To Put A Coaster On His Schooner Before Taking A Piss
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has been assassinated at an airport